Podcast Episodes

The CORNDOWN pt 105: with Gary Oldman as Rolfe

There was a lot of fake stuff this show. Fake napkins, mostly. Please note; Burger King has NEVER had a brown napkin with embossed logo. Ever. Confus…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 104: with Rachel Singer as Chloe

I didn’t almost forget to upload this because I was shoveling driveway snow.

This one got a tiny bit dark maybe? Longer calls so slightly less of the…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 103: with Meat Loaf as Robert Paulson

CAUTION: Show may contain Concealed Sandwiches, Mailed Sandwiches, Fingerprints, or The Cigarette Smoking Man, and may punch babies. Proceed at your …

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 102: with John Ritter as Clifford

It has all kinds of stuff almost happening, like altercations and smoking and throwing rocks and more. And making plans for altercations, special roo…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 101: with Martin Short as Clifford Daniels

man I’m all spoiled from not editing shit last week. This week we have tacos hurting my sister really bad, sharp shelled tacos, the smells of shampoo…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 100: 8hr New Years Stupid Marathon Show III

This is way too long to actively edit. I’m not that strong of a man. I’m sorry. So enjoy the unadulterated 8hour cut. And the individual calls are st…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 99: with Tim Allen as Santa Claus

This was the Christmas Eve show so it’s very very Christmas themed. 42 calls. Christmas plans, hit my kids (very christmas), helping homeless, The Li…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 98: with Wesley Snipes as Willie Mays Hayes, CF

This show contains illicit gifts and inappropriate erections. Collated rubrics. High on string. A small chainsaw. VERY HIGH. spoiled froot. and cut t…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 97: with Mark Schiff as The Little Dog

Hi. I think I’ll do a live show tonight at 7pm Eastern. I did one last week and it was fun. This is an audio recording of that show. It contains, at …

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 96: with Brad Garrett as The Big Dog

Whats in this shoe? I’m glad you asked. Stolen butts, eating the room, losing the room, credit card numbers, too many parts, learning with the hotel …

3 years, 2 months ago