Podcast Episodes

The CORNDOWN pt 154: with Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire

What was I thinking? 3 hours of calls about girlfriends and gummmmmmmmmmmm. Girlfriends, clear a path, gum policy, low butt, phone password, small fa…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 153: with Christopher Ruff as Direct D

Fly Tracking, Toilet Lifting, Too Many Wires,  Valet Scuffle, Unpleasant Kidnapping, Hall Sounds, Money Period, Infant Puncher, Free Stuff, Free Drin…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 152: with Bob Einstein as Marty Funkhouser

Hiding Policy, Digital Keys, Desk Length, Schematics, Beekeepers Husbands, Re-Cheesing, Loaner Car, Cheese Storage.

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 151: with Andy Daly as Forrest MacNeil

CAUTION! Contains: Odd/Even, Odd Rooms, Not Profitable, Bargaining, Bread. That’s a pretty lazy description… but what, exactly, are you going to do a…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 150: with Matt Hill as Captain N

Last Week’s Today’s show contains’d; Stranger (be careful), washing hands order, some help with a bad relationship, cart elevators, bong setups, fees…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 149: with Miskel Spillman as the host of SNL

Bong help, christmas rules, tip refusal, fifteen cars damaged, ten cars kick’d, psychopath vaccuuming, pre-masturbation, smells like crack.

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 148: with Douglas Seale as Santa

getting caught up so i’ll be brief

chopping down doors, tinted feces, gift exchange, frozen items, five managers, getting kids drunk, getting room nu…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 147: with Alex Horne as Little Alex Horne

Shave off eyebrows. Move the honda. Two wrappers. also featuring a new dog, a bad decisions bug, a less comfortable bed, and the best place to hurt m…

3 years, 2 months ago

The CORNDOWN pt 146: with Alden Ehrenreich as Han Solo

ok keep calm. I’m going to try to match the tone i was using when I wrote these descriptions. But i messed up. i never uploaded this one to patreon, …

3 years, 2 months ago

PRANKSGIVING ’22 (just my calls mostly)

This show is mostly about competitor coupons, a little bit about elevators. There was no corndown last week on account of my daughter, so here’s just…

3 years, 2 months ago