Podcast Episodes

Lord of the Throne

Season 1 Episode 11

Matt and Laura went to a surprise wedding and almost burnt the venue down whilst trying to light 50 sparklers at once. Macey now goes by the name - L…

3 years, 1 month ago

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Child labour & glory hole books

Season 1 Episode 10

What's the number benefit of having kids? Pretending they're sick to get out of social events. Ash takes full advantage of this by giving his grandma…

3 years, 1 month ago

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Public sharts and parenting lies !

Season 1 Episode 9

After a tough morning with the girls, Matt is guilted by a clip he saw on social media. Can we normalise parents not enjoying every second!? Ash real…

3 years, 1 month ago

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Circumcised at 6 and the Pooping Houdini

Season 1 Episode 8

Ash divulges into his love of paper bags from the grocery store and why it makes him feel so masculine. Matt thought they had an intruder in the bedr…

3 years, 1 month ago

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From potty disasters to potty mouths

Season 1 Episode 7

Matt's currently enjoying potty training a 2 year old (Lola) who insists on doing everything solo - including attempting to empty a potty by herself …

3 years, 1 month ago

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Quake shake voms & park fights

Season 1 Episode 6

Ash has just uncovered his wife's devious lunch prep behaviour - hiding mint slices in Oscar's daycare lunches. Matt experiences the full roller coas…

3 years, 2 months ago

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Three Doting Dads feat. Larry Emdur

Season 1 Episode 5

Larry Emdur.... COME ON DOWNNNNNN!

Matty J and Ash have developed a full blown dad-crush post Larry Emdur chat. The man has it all - loving relations…

3 years, 2 months ago

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To snip, or not to snip? [vasectomy]

Season 1 Episode 4

Fellas, make sure you check your nuts because it's testicular cancer month and we wanna make sure if any of you get struck by this asshole of a disea…

3 years, 2 months ago

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Cock-blocked by my own child

Season 1 Episode 3

Ash has a pregnancy scare, which is a real bloody mystery as it's post vasectomy. Matt and Laura try to book in sexy time - the only problem is that …

3 years, 2 months ago

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How would you like your placenta - smoked, fried or grilled?

Season 1 Episode 2

Matt makes two emergency trips to the hospital with Marlie and Ash relives the moment Oscar stopped breathing (both stories have a happy ending).

We …

3 years, 2 months ago

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