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#51 How to trick your child into loving you
Season 2 Episode 8
It's spaghetti bolognese night at the Johnson household again, except a new ingredient has been added to the menu...
No one prepares you for this whe…
2 years, 5 months ago
#50 Weird Allergies, Bum Births And Gremlins In The Night
Season 2 Episode 7
How much are you willing to spend on a fruit salad platter?
Last weekend, Lola turned the big three.
When it rains, it pours, leaving poor Lola afra…
2 years, 5 months ago
#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper
Season 2 Episode 6
The plan for today's ep definitely wasn't to talk about shit nonstop.. but here we are. Apologies !
Macy is in the running for a world record for lar…
2 years, 5 months ago
#48 Two Doting Dads and Mum feat. Amy Gerrard
Season 2 Episode 5
Our first bonus ep for 2024 and first doting mum on the pod!
Sorry to make you all wait so bloody long for this ep featuring the one and only Amy Ger…
2 years, 5 months ago
What's Your Facebook Marketplace Limit?
Season 2 Episode 4
Ash has reached his Facebook marketplace limit - he now flat out refuses to have any involvement with his wife's transactions. He's even gone as far …
2 years, 5 months ago
What Not To Say To Kids In A Park
Season 2 Episode 3
We start this episode with an update regarding Lola's hatred of her dad - the poor, desperate, lonely Matty J. You know which dad has kids that don't…
2 years, 5 months ago
The World's Best New Years Resolution List
Season 2 Episode 2
We're bloody lucky to be releasing this ep today - whilst Ash was mid-jog through the lovely streets of Warriewood, he was approached and threatened …
2 years, 6 months ago
Why You Should Never Give Someone A Soggy Doggy
Season 2 Episode 1
WE'RE BACK BABY !
Matt's transition into Ash has continued as he realised that Christmas is actually the most stressful time of the year and he's hap…
2 years, 6 months ago
Removing Dummies and Mouth Salesman
Season 1 Episode 43
It's our last ep of the year! Don't cry because it's over - smile because it happened. But fear not, we'll be back in Jan with more parenting tales.
…2 years, 7 months ago
One of us hates Christmas!
Season 1 Episode 42
Lots to get through in this ep - she's bloody jammed packed!
Firstly, Ash's haemorrhoids are back and he's shittng out leaves. We've launched the wor…
2 years, 7 months ago