Podcast Episodes
Back to SearchJune 19, 2026 The airlines might be given up on the idea of a saving the planet by Tuesday!
Season 1 Episode 65
Carnival Cruise Line is toasting America’s 250th birthday with a bourbon from a 45-year-old brand owned by a company based in Britain. Nothing says A…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
June 18, 2026 The Guru is somewhere in the Pacific on Crystal Symphony!
Season 1 Episode 62
Holland America is bringing back the farewell dinner celebration. The Guru loves this idea.
JetBlue is cutting back operations in the Newark area an…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
June 17, 2026: The U.S. State Department Issues a Warning About the Bahamas That Travelers Should Not Ignore.
Season 1 Episode 62
Delta Air Lines receives an all-clear from the Department of Transportation regarding the timing of its software system's collapse.
The bloated burea…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
JUne `16, 2026 Hell Hath No Fury Like a CEO Scorned. Del Rio hammering NCLH!
Episode 50828
Azamara's new Overland Experiences are just dressed-up shore excursions!
The five knucklehead Colorado cruisers buy their way out of jail in the Baha…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
JUne 15, 2026. The wait is over. Our cruise on Crystal Symphony has begun!!
Season 1 Episode 60
If you're looking for something to do in July, the Guru has some options!
Norway is deciding whether to build a tunnel for cruise ships. Why not? The…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
June 14, 2026 NCLH gets hit with massive enviromental fines by the Bahamians!
Season 1 Episode 61
Don't stub your toe in Cinque Terre. It could cost you 2900 smackers!
Santorini officials are rerouting 70% of the cruise guests thanks to the earth…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
Day Three in Exile in Kushiro, Japan for the Guru!
Season 1 Episode 68
Where are you now, Bud Darr?
Seward opens their new railroad cruise terminal. The guru will see that in 10 days!! Pinch me.
Belgian police arrest a r…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
The Guru is alive and well in exile in Japan!
Season 1 Episode 62
Three flights and 24 hours later, the Guru is bowing like crazy!
Five US cruise guests get locked up in the Bahamas. Leave them there!
Viking bails o…
3 months, 4 weeks ago
June 9, 2026 One lawyer in Miami thinks Del Rio's case will be dismissed!
Episode 50827
A powerful earthquake near Cuba shakes up some cruisers.
Lim Kok Thay's Dream Cruise celebrates a 10-year anniversary that includes the years he bank…
4 months ago
June 8, 2026. Was DelRio pushed out by his own board at NCLH?
Season 1 Episode 60
Viking is now offering Zeppelin rides on the river cruises. The Guru will pass on that.
What a surprise! Another cruise ship guest is suing the cruis…
4 months ago