Podcast Episodes

How the West Was Done (Summer House: The Aftermath + In The City S1 E5 Recaps)

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "How the West Was Done" - we discuss West Wilson getting fired from Summer House season 11 as well …

3 weeks, 5 days ago

The United States v. The McBee Dynasty (The McBee Dynasty S3 E1 Recap)

Amy and Riley discuss the season 3 premiere of The McBee Dynasty - "Judgment Day" and whether or not Season 3 is the Season of McBee.

If you enjoyed…

3 weeks, 6 days ago

Escape to Block Island (RHORI S1 Finale Recap)

Amy and Riley discuss the season finale of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - "The Ferry-Tale Is Over" and if Block Island is kind of like the set…

4 weeks ago

It Reeks of Jax (The Valley S3 E11 + RHORI S1 E11 Recap)

On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "It Reeks of Jax" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like the RHOC se…

1 month ago

Amanda Goes West (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 3 + In The City S1 E4 Recap)

On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30)

And then we dedicate all of…

1 month ago

Patreon Teaser: The Worst Scene in Vanderpump Rules History

Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtl…

1 month ago

The Monster in the Fridge (The Valley S3 E10, RHORI S1 E10, and RHOA S17 E9 Recaps)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Monster in the Fridge" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like Carl Radke's new Carl's Jr…

1 month, 1 week ago

The West Show (Summer House S10 Reunion Pt. 2 + In The City S1 E3 Recap)

On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "The West Show" - we discuss KJ Dillard's ode to heartbreak, Lindsay Hubbard going on Carl Radke's podcas…

1 month, 1 week ago

Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies' Mad Max-Themed Pool Party

Brock Davies' lets Tom and Ariana host a Mad Max-themed pool party for his birthday, and brings his War Boys.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the T…

1 month, 1 week ago

The Slam Pig of the Year Awards (The Valley S3 E9, RHORI S1 E9, and RHOA S17 E8 Recaps)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slam Pig of the Year Awards" - we begin by talking about Susan Boyle's next era, KJ and Dara from Summer Hou…

1 month, 2 weeks ago