Podcast Episodes

A Beast at the Literary Feast (Southern Charm S11 E4 and RHOBH S15 E2 Recap)

In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Beast at the Literary Feast" - we discuss Kyle Cooke slamming a Truly at 5:30am and falling asleep o…

7 months ago

Patreon Teaser: No Country For Vanderpump Rules' Old Men

Amy and Riley discuss the horrendous character work that Jax, Schwartz, Sandoval, and Beau employ for their "old men" disguises during Jax's bachelor…

7 months ago

Clash of the Titans (VPR S12 E2 and RHOSLC S6 E13)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Clash of the Titans" - we talk about going to a wonderful Vanderpump Rules party at SUR (10:10) , and then we br…

7 months ago

The Battle of Rufio and Hermione (Southern Charm S11 E3 and RHOBH S15 E1 Recap)

In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Battle of Rufio and Hermione" - Amy and Riley talk about so much news it will have your head spinn…

7 months, 1 week ago

Vanderpump's New Rules (VPR S12 E1 and RHOSLC S6 E12)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Vanderpump's New Rules" we talk about Steve McBee reporting to prison with the help of Todd Chrisley's tips, Jen…

7 months, 1 week ago

Patreon Teaser: Brittany Cartwright's Bachelorette Party Meltdown

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright getting upset about people being critical of her and Jax's relationship.

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7 months, 1 week ago

Salley Sells Singles By The Sea Shore (Southern Charm S11 E2 Recap)

In this very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the odd Vanderpump Rules tribute special - "Raise Your Glasses t…

7 months, 2 weeks ago

The End of Crazy Rich Asians (RHOSLC S6 E11 and RHOP S10 E8 Recaps)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The End of Crazy Rich Asians" - we discuss Jenna Lyons being fired / quitting RHONY, Jen Shah being released fro…

7 months, 2 weeks ago

Patreon Teaser: What Did Scheana Shay's Season 8 Demotion Mean?

Amy and Riley discuss what "demoted" means in the VPR universe.

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7 months, 2 weeks ago

Whitney's Lair (Southern Charm S11 E1 and RHOC S19 Reunion Pt. 3 Recap)

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Whitney's Lair" - we discuss Mauricio Umansky's hot as hell cover for People magazine and our night at the YouTu…

7 months, 3 weeks ago