Podcast Episodes

The Cloister

Season 10 Episode 10

The gang infiltrates the church at the heart of Elven culture and finds, you guessed it, piss monks.

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2 years, 11 months ago

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The Ranger's Heart is a Winter's Bloom

Season 10 Episode 9

The gang work with Deathaniel's talon to escape a hotel bar then infiltrate a millenia old monastic order at the center of elven culture.

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3 years ago

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Heartwood City

Season 10 Episode 8

We enter the heart of Elven civilization and Vyng gets a rude awakening as he sees the corruption of his people firsthand. Also, Billie fills his mar…

3 years, 1 month ago

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Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 31

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids hatch a plan to destroy the Wine Moms while advertising their new…

3 years, 1 month ago

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Dark as the Night, Cold as the Void

Season 10 Episode 7

The gang crosses paths with a god, and they shit themselves both figuratively and literally.

[Content Warning: Secret Stretching, Disruptive Zoology…

3 years, 1 month ago

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So You Figured It Out

Season 10 Episode 6

The gang learns that the Ranger King is far from the most dangerous thing in the Great Forest.

[Content Warning: Reddit Insecurity, Dick Jokes, Sati…

3 years, 1 month ago

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The Thirstening

Season 10 Episode 5

The gang progresses deeper into the great forest and Jessica makes the mistake of asking 3 boys to make light sabre noises.

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3 years, 2 months ago

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Clarence

Season 10 Episode 4

Our intrepid heroes spend most of their time stealing the elven equivalent of livestock from the elven equivalent of Pedro Pascal.

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3 years, 2 months ago

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Patreon Bonus: Spout More Episode 30

In the most recent episode of our Patreon exclusive bonus game, the Cool Treat Kids execute their most daring score to date...blatantly plagiarizing …

3 years, 3 months ago

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Your Tongue Has Forgotten the Sounds of the Wood

Season 10 Episode 3

Vyng gets culture shock as he re-enters Dethaniel's court, while Billie and Tuk realize how stupid Elven society is.

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3 years, 3 months ago

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