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Nick worries about getting impregnated by a spider
Nick gets his character assassinated by a hairdresser in Rustington - and speaking of dodgy hair, Nick learns about the beauty of the Gloster Canary.…
1 month ago
Nick accepts your congratulations on his new electric vehicle
An ursine-heavy show today, with panda diplomacy and Fat Bear Week. Ranjit in Oldbury has a theory about why the full moon affects callers' behaviour…
1 month ago
Nick is sorry this podcast has been uploaded a day late
Well, not Nick. It's been a busy month at Global Towers. (Saturday 18th September, 2026)
1 month, 1 week ago
Nick Shakes n' Vacs and Puts The Freshness Back
Donald Trump comes through and gives Nick some fresh material to work with live on the show. Freedom for Greenland. (Friday 18th September, 2026)
1 month, 1 week ago
Nick muses on the joys of Englebert Humperdinck
Hands up if you'd forgotten Englebert Humperdinck existed? Also, Abigail in Dewsbury treats us to her latest rant. (Saturday 12th September, 2026)
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Nick muses on whether he should start an Abbot Dividend
Has Donald Trump pledged $5,000 to voters this week? We hadn't noticed. Meanwhile, Natalie in Blackheath recalls women chucking their pants at Tom Jo…
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Nick receives a genuinely moving text
Hard to write a funny description when a listener opens up like that. God speed. (Saturday 5th September, 2026)
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Nick is worried about the climate crisis
Same, Nick. Same. (Friday 4th September, 2026)
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Nick is not taking requests for the Abbot-McGiffin curse
Judy in Belsize Park isn't declaring war on any other listeners, but she does come through with the most pertinent question of summer 2026... Why are…
2 months ago
Nick audibly struggles his way through a cold
Nick Abbot has been struck by summer flu... and you lot are still texting in AI-generated photos of Flat Eric hosting an LBC show. (Friday 28th Augus…
2 months ago