Podcast Episodes

Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)

Today on the Show

🎵 World Premiere: Meade Skelton debuts the official Distorted View song (with a historic “fucked up” from Meade himself)

✝️ Rapture-p…

5 months, 3 weeks ago

Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?

On The Show Today:

🌀 On The Show Today:

🌀 Why is my sperm hole twitching? — New research suggests the first buttholes were sperm shooters, not poop chu…

5 months, 3 weeks ago

The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)

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Craigslist Courtship, Cheryl-Style: Cheryl Murkowski recites a very real, very caps-locked personal ad. Spoiler: please have all your…

6 months ago

Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

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Hooligans / Hoolihans / Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessaville's drunkiverse expands (speed pukatori…

6 months ago

Mysteries of the Easily Explainable

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Emotional Support Beverage asked for a replay of DV from August 30, 2013—the one with Tim’s drunk-lady rant and a Vianetta aside for …

6 months ago

Poca-Hot Mess: A Disney Princess Meltdown

Episode Summary

Tim kicks off the week from Ashtabula with a shorter Monday show, but still packed with strange clips, bizarre arrests, and completely…

6 months, 1 week ago

International House of Whores & Wurst

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International Edition (per sponsor Whimsical)

Germany’s booming sausage vending machine industry.

Amsterdam’s massive porn convention: b…

6 months, 1 week ago

The Viral Colostomy Bag Is Back On Tiktok Shop!

On Today's Show:Cold Open

“My aunt done did shit herself again” — midnight mattress disaster confessional (bedside cleanup vs. sleep debate).

Sponsor t…

6 months, 1 week ago

The Pelvic Floor is Lava: Smartphones Vs. Your Busted Butthole

On Today’s Show:

Our favorite prostitute, Sagittarius Shawty, proves once again she’s not the most gracious hostess.

A new reality show contestant lear…

6 months, 2 weeks ago

The Ancient Black Men Who Colonized Mars

On Today's Show:

Cold Open: Frank’s Mom Has Had Enough
Domestic opera: “You’re my cross, you’re my misery.”

Housekeeping / Sponsor Reads

Adam & Eve: code…

6 months, 2 weeks ago