Podcast Episodes

Joe's Crab Shack: Drunk Toddlers, Racist Decor, & WHO THE HELL IS JOE

Season 3 Episode 12

Joe’s Crab Shack has been serving seafood and sass since 1991 — but who is Joe? In this week’s episode, I dig deep into the murky origins of this kitschy crustacean-themed chain, uncovering mystery, …

Published on 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Panera Bread Is a Pastry Paradise

Season 3 Episode 11

We finally ate at Panera Bread — and while the bakery items impressed, the rest of the experience was a chaotic medley of kiosk confusion, bathroom code injustice, and raw onion overload. I’m joined …

Published on 4 months, 3 weeks ago

Panera Bread: Infinite Refills, Caffeinated Chaos, and Chicken Controversies

Season 3 Episode 11

🚨 Panera Bread: Infinite Refills, Chicken Fights & Lemonade Lawsuits 🚨

From a humble Missouri bakery to one of the most recognizable fast-casual chains in the country, Panera Bread has been on a wild…

Published on 5 months ago

Is Dairy Queen Worth a 2 Hour Drive?

Season 3 Episode 10

🍦 We Drove 2 Hours for Dairy Queen – Was It Worth It? 🍦

We hit the road and drove nearly two hours to the nearest Dairy Queen Grill & Chill to finally see if there’s more to DQ than just frozen nosta…

Published on 5 months, 1 week ago

Dairy Queen’s Rise to Power – The Blizzard Effect

Season 3 Episode 10

Dairy Queen is more than just ice cream—it was one of the first fast-food chains to take over America. In this episode, we dive into how a self-proclaimed chemist helped perfect soft serve, why DQ do…

Published on 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Taco Bell Proved Me Wrong (But Not About Everything)

Season 3 Episode 9

After avoiding it for over a decade, I finally stepped back inside a Taco Bell—and I was not ready for what I found. The Baja Blast? Genuinely delicious. The Crunchwrap Supreme? A smart design, poorl…

Published on 5 months, 3 weeks ago

How Taco Bell Became Fast Food’s Most Creative Brand

Season 3 Episode 9

Taco Bell Is the Most Creative Fast Food Restaurant—But At What Cost?

Taco Bell is the fast-food chain that isn’t afraid to get weird. Over the years, they’ve served up bold (and sometimes questionab…

Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago

Subway Is Even Worse Than You Remember

Season 3 Episode 8

Subway’s reputation has been circling the drain for years—but is it really as bad as people say? We tried a bunch of footlongs and we've got thoughts.

This week, Terral Wells joins me to put the coun…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

Subway’s Disturbing History: Jared, The Infinite Destroyer, & Azodicarbonamide

Season 3 Episode 8

Subway’s history is WAY messier than you think. Sure, it’s the biggest fast-food chain in America, but behind the Eat Fresh™ branding lies a disastrous past filled with lawsuits, bizarre marketing st…

Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago

The Only Hooters with Breakfast feat. Alexander Poncio

Season 3 Episode 7

Hooters Casino Hotel—now rebranded as OYO Hotel & Casino—has been called the worst hotel on the Vegas Strip. But is it really that bad? We put it to the ultimate test by spending 19 hours trapped ins…

Published on 6 months, 3 weeks ago