Podcast Episodes

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

Episode 69

Can you really call it a movie "Speed" when it only goes 17 knots? Can you call a movie "Speed" when it doesn't have Keanu Reaves? Can you even call …

8 years, 1 month ago

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Rounders (1998)

Episode 68

Poker talk, smart voiceovers, Matt Damon in gigantic clothes, Ed Norton as Tyler Durden, John Malkovich butchering an accent, and John Turturro showi…

8 years, 1 month ago

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Spaceballs (1987)

Episode 67

Spaceballs wins our Best of John Candy category, bringing Roger and Gene together against Big D for the first time ever. Hop aboard the Spaceball One…

8 years, 2 months ago

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Backdraft (1991)

Episode 66

Backdraft taught us to yell at fires, run into burning buildings, cool off our sexy bods by firehose, and never, ever let our estranged sons help us …

8 years, 2 months ago

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Real Genius (1985)

Episode 65

A deliciously young Val Kilmer, an even more delicious young Sarah Jessica Parker (played by Gabriel Jarret), a billion lasers, boring montages, horn…

8 years, 2 months ago

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Jurassic Park (1993)

Episode 64

The most iconic scenes in movie history, sexy Jeff Goldblum, goosebumps aplenty, a triceratops turd too high, hyperconfident scientists, unnecessary …

8 years, 3 months ago

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Braveheart (1995)

Episode 63

Premature kilts, revised history, foppish Brits, Crossfit Scots, a 40-year-old Mel Gibson, a hot 9-year-old princess, undying love, and a romance nob…

8 years, 3 months ago

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Timecop (1994)

Episode 62

Laughable wardrobes, finding excuses for Jean Claude Van Damme to kick things, gratuitous Belgian sex, gratuitous Belgian sax, an avalanche of one-li…

8 years, 3 months ago

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Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Episode 61

Soundtrack of the gods, camel-punching, surprise romance, imperfect allies, meaty snakes, cannibalistic orgies, and a unanimous Shat Score.

Conan The…

8 years, 4 months ago

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Casino (1995)

Episode 60

A sparkling Sharon Stone, labyrinth storylines, crappy explosions, loud suits, popping eyeballs, James Woods pimpin', and a Joe Pesci blowjob? When y…

8 years, 4 months ago

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