Podcast Episodes

Tár

Episode 126

Power, oh man don’t you wish you just had some? Power, in whatever form be it political, cultural, or laser eyes, gives you access to neat stuff like respect, authority, and cheat codes to the legal …

Published on 1 year ago

The Banshees of Inisherin

Episode 125

Everyone needs friends to get through life, that’s why I’m so miserable all the time. Friends lift us up when we’re low and congratulate us when we’re high (or give us a ride home). Fickle friends, b…

Published on 1 year ago

Bone Tomahawk

Episode 124

If you like dysentery, the old west is for you. If you like filth, the old west is for you. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to live utterly at the mercy of the elements and corrupt lawm…

Published on 1 year, 1 month ago

Shoplifters

Episode 123

There truly is nothing like crime to bring a family together. Why are criminal organizations organized by families? Why do family businesses that get big also commit massive fraud? The answer is obvi…

Published on 1 year, 1 month ago

Halloween (1978)

Episode 122

As the month of wraiths draws to a close and we all look forward to the far calmer, gentler event of the American election day, stay just a little bit longer in the spooky season with Magellans at th…

Published on 1 year, 1 month ago

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Episode 121

To be a spy is to live in the terrible knowledge that some day, somehow, someone is going to get a bizarre and destructive notion in their head to blow up the sun so that their coal stocks increase i…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Magellans on the 2000s

Episode 120

Ah, to be alive in the 2000s. A time when you could enjoy . . . uh . . . roller blading? Look, I won’t lie to you: humanity has had better decades. The 2000s saw the unspeakable tragedy of 9/11, foll…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Joker

Episode 119

Jokes, we all love ‘em! They make us laugh, they make us think, on certain days they can be exchanged for candy, but as every self important comedian will tell you if you're trapped in a conversation…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

The Sixth Sense

Episode 118

Ghosts. Surely the most logistically puzzling of supernatural fiends, the mechanics of ghosts, their creation and destruction, and their predilection for mostly just knocking stuff off tables or open…

Published on 1 year, 2 months ago

Avatar

Episode 117

Avatar was made in 2009 by perennially smug not-eur James Cameron and we’re reviewing it. Yay.

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Published on 1 year, 3 months ago