Podcast Episodes

Keeping Score

"No one from Dance Moms has ever talked about this, so this is like real behind the scenes tea." remarks Christi, so you know it's going to be a must…

10 months, 4 weeks ago

More Questions with Dr. Intern Matt

"In the words of the infamous Abby Lee Miller, the show must go on!" laments Christi, as it's another week at the Barre without our illustrious Bitch…

11 months ago

Ed Words

"I can't imagine you're watching Dance Moms every night, you know for fun!" Christi remarks to Ed Phelan, an OG Dance Moms choreographer who returns …

11 months, 1 week ago

Psych Ward Homework

"Kelly is grounded until further notice," commands Christi, and with good reason. Unfortunately not long after recording our last episode, Kelly foun…

11 months, 2 weeks ago

Snakes, Sneaks and Whores

"The good news is I'm a giant twat in this episode. You didn't look very happy."

That's right bitches, we're back! Kelly is on her road to recovery (n…

11 months, 3 weeks ago

Dance Mom Fights: Our Greatest Hits

This week as Kelly continues to recover from her recent surgery, we here at Back to the Barre wanted to find something to lighten the mood a little. …

1 year ago

After Party Freebie: Paige Doesn't Have Rabies!

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This week Kelly is recovering from a recent surgery, so we'd thought it be fun in the meantime t…

1 year ago

For a Good Time Call... Abby?

"Abby's like, 'I'm just exhausted from dealing with moms, problems, and psychos. I'm thinking you and me are the psychos.'" jokes Kelly, who can't he…

1 year ago

The I Don’t Know Category

"It is Season 4 Episode 24, and it's called Abby-phobic. Hhhhmmmm, I'm Abby-phobic." remarks Christi, and considering the raw deal Chloe gets this we…

1 year ago

Praying for FedEx

"Yep, Abby was barking in the audience. And that's one of those moments were I'm like, I live in the Twilight Zone." Unfortunately for Christi she li…

1 year, 1 month ago