Podcast Episodes

Candy Apple Land

“You were in Aruba and I had to work on my vacation, so I deserved a coffee cup,” Kelly says as she reflects on how unfair it was that even though th…

2 years, 3 months ago

Two Girls, One Cup

“This is like Top of the Pyramid for Suckular behavior,” says Christi as things really do suck on "Two Girls, One Solo". First of all, what sicko tho…

2 years, 3 months ago

The World’s Biggest Squirrel

What could have ticked Kelly off enough to once say, “I always knew in the back of my head that the day would come where Christ would stab me in the …

2 years, 3 months ago

Descent into Ugly

“I’m ready to shoot myself” is not something you want to hear aloud too often, but this week our beloved Bitches find themselves repeating that A LOT…

2 years, 3 months ago

We’re Not Boob Jealous

"On a regular Dance Moms episode you drink on a scale from one to five. A reunion is a one to ten scale," says Christi as the Bitches start the 2nd P…

2 years, 4 months ago

Whoopi Heals

“This is not an opportunity to set the record straight, HERE is the opportunity now 10 years later to set the record straight,” explains Christi as e…

2 years, 4 months ago

Cracker Barrel Hostess

“God, the first statement [of the episode] irritated me” says Kelly as she straps in for "The Mother of All Specials", Dance Mom's own Mother's Day c…

2 years, 4 months ago

I'd Rather Be a Whole Apple

"How does Abby get to call him an ass like that and then acted shocked when he responds back," wonders Christi as things begin to go downhill fast on…

2 years, 4 months ago

It’s About Fun, Stop Crying!

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2 years, 5 months ago

Levitate, Levitate, Levitate!

"The foot is done!" exclaims both Christi and Kelly as the arduous Mackenzie's Broken Foot Saga finally comes to a close. After all, would Melissa le…

2 years, 5 months ago