Podcast Episodes

You Asked For It

"Best mom hack you learned being on Dance Moms? How about: Don't try this at home!"

We're always getting requests to do more Q&A episodes, so here ya …

1 year, 7 months ago

The Math Isn't Mathing

"My group should be 10 points above anyone else... Hold on, the group was 10 points above!" Perhaps it's just because things are about to get much wo…

1 year, 8 months ago

The Big Purple Dinosaur

"I feel that every Dance Moms episode from this point forwards should just be called like Abby Hates Us or Abby Screws Us Over." says Christi as Abby…

1 year, 8 months ago

You Got the Win, Now We're Going to Replace You

"I am not a Dance Moms fan. I hate watching it!" mourns Christi, as even when she does nothing at all production manages to spin a scenario to get he…

1 year, 8 months ago

You Suck, Go!

"Abby says to Chloe that she has the dancer's body. She has the look. Your technique shines through, you can nail it no matter what. listen to that p…

1 year, 8 months ago

Pretending to Listen

"There's nothing else happening during Pyramid so of course the kids are listening. I don't know, half the time I wasn't listening. I was just standi…

1 year, 9 months ago

New Season, New Lows

“I felt bad for Brooke, I felt bad for Chloe…I felt bad. I really did. You can just tell that it’s an ugly, ugly, ugly time,” laments Christi as the …

1 year, 9 months ago

Why Even Have a Pact?

"The show is not getting any better for you and I at this point. The only thing that's going to get better is we're going to leave." says Christi, to…

1 year, 9 months ago

Not Another Reunion!

"Lucky we're recapping a really shitty episode today!" You know it's a bad one when Christi can't even start the recap without mentioning how bad it'…

1 year, 9 months ago

A Conversation with Producer Annie

"An interview chair is fun for five minutes, but for twelve hours? Like being in the room with Abby having to interview her, a solid 40% of the time …

1 year, 10 months ago