Podcast Episodes

Gremlins

The Alchemist try and survive the worst pet of all time in Gremlins. 

Key Elements: Deagle Launch, Mogwai Bar, Bathroom Buddy

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4 years, 7 months ago

Dark Star

The Alchemist destroy planets and battle a sentient beach ball in Dark Star.

Key Elements: Surf's Up, Captain Popsicle, Cranky Bomb

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4 years, 7 months ago

Night Shift

The Alchemist run a prostitution ring from the morgue in Night Shift. 

Key Elements: Pimp Dunk, Love Brokers, Wrong Sandwich

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4 years, 7 months ago

Calvary

The Alchemist have a week to get our affairs in order in Calvary. 

Key Elements: Pee Painting, Burning Church, Confessional

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4 years, 7 months ago

2010: The Year We Made Contact

The Alchemist face down the Monolith with blue collar elbow grease in 2010. 

Key Elements: House Dolphins, Sacrificial SAL, Bourbon Bulbs

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4 years, 7 months ago

Double Feature: Frailty

The Alchemist slay demons with Dad in Frailty.

Key Elements: Otis, Rose Garden, List of Names

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4 years, 7 months ago

Double Feature: Pin

The Alchemist learn about anatomy and madness from our friend Pin. 

Key Elements: Pin Skin, Ventriloquism, Lap Towel

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4 years, 7 months ago

Ravenous

The Alchemist try and hold the fort against some hungry fellas in Ravenous. 

Key Elements: Man Stew, Trap for Two, Wendigo

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4 years, 8 months ago

Delicatessen

The Alchemist move into a building of hungry odd balls in Delicatessen. 

Key Elements: Monkey Suit, Saw Band, The Australian

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4 years, 8 months ago

Bone Tomahawk

The Alchemist face cowboys, troglodytes and gore in Bone Tomahawk. 

Key Elements: Flea Circus, Hidden Flask, Checkers

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4 years, 8 months ago