Podcast Episodes

376 - Freaky Tales

Episode 380

"Psytopics is like R&B Dianetics."

This week’s most unapologetically anti-fascist horror movie is... Freaky Tales. This film has everything: A Scott Pilgrim-style street brawl between punks and Nazis,…

Published on 4 months, 1 week ago

375 - Heart Eyes

Episode 379

“You have the right to remain charming. Anything you say can and will be used to make me blush.”

This week’s most romantically unhinged horror movie is... Heart Eyes. This film has everything: A viney…

Published on 4 months, 2 weeks ago

374 - Pet Sematary II

Episode 378

“Clyde is like child Hitler.”

This week’s most unhinged horror movie is… Pet Sematary 2. This film has everything: A stepdad who swings between “respect your mother” and “shoot the family dog” energy,…

Published on 4 months, 3 weeks ago

373 - Final Destination 3

Episode 377

"It's like watching a commercial for the board game Mouse Trap."

This week’s craziest horror movie is… Final Destination 3. This film has everything: a Rube Goldberg Grim Reaper, the strangest public …

Published on 5 months ago

372 - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2

Episode 375

"She got hit so hard with a volleyball, she got sent into the ghost realm."

This week’s most unhinged horror movie is... Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2.

This film has everything: A Pandora’s box hidden i…

Published on 5 months, 1 week ago

371 - A Quiet Place 2

Episode 374

"You can't breathe through your butthole."

This week’s scariest horror movie is... A Quiet Place Part II. This film has everything: A baby in a Moses basket with a scuba mask, Emily Blunt flooding yet…

Published on 5 months, 2 weeks ago

370 - Smile 2

Episode 373

"Tell me more about the time you used the dildo medicinally.”

This week’s scariest movie is... Smile 2. This movie has everything: A Flatliners-style shock therapy plan that says “trauma, but make it …

Published on 5 months, 3 weeks ago

369 - Slither

Episode 372

"If your husband comes back from the woods with a virus, just pack a bag and go."

This week’s slimiest horror movie is... Slither. This film has everything: a man so nice they infected him twice, A sm…

Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago

368 - Night of the Comet

Episode 371

"If you want it to be less formal, you’re gonna have to take off the fucks-edo."

This weeks scariest movie is... Night of the Comet. This movie has everything. A retail uprising led by Stockboy Willie…

Published on 6 months ago

367 - From Beyond

Episode 370

"What if we turn on the death machine that gives us boners?"

This week’s horniest horror movie is... From Beyond. This film has everything: a scientist who accidentally builds a machine that unlocks t…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago