Podcast Episodes

Congraduations!

In which I deliver my commence address of 2026 which is very reminiscent of 2016. Also if you've never read "Advice, like youth probably just wasted …

21 hours ago

Legends, Mummies and Bread

In which I get the recipe for bread baked from a mummy's guts and we all survive a bad recording of my last CLASS! where I discuss the Legend of the …

1 week, 4 days ago

No Schlitz

In which we say auf wiedersehen to a beer that's not just a legend, not just a king: it's the Schlitz. 

BILL YOUR LARKIN! 

GET TO CLASS! 

BUY SOME ST…

3 weeks ago

No Waymo

In which we go every which Waymo but loose! But it's not quite at maximum overdrive. 

GO TO PROM! 

GET TO CLASS! 

BUY SOME STUFF 

Recorded LIVE at Pa…

4 weeks ago

Space Jammin

In which I report my findings on the nexus of human space and jam technology. 

GET TO CLASS! 

BUY SOME STUFF 

FOLLOW ME

Recorded LIVE March 19th 2026…

1 month ago

Grimace the Hutt

In which I don't talk about Star Wars but instead discuss the Grimace. 

Follow Zachary Kern 

GET TO CLASS! 

BUY SOME STUFF 

Recorded LIVE at Paper Ma…

1 month, 1 week ago

Lego Noir

In which I show my love of writing Birdetective Avian Noir True Crime about Lego and pasta. Yes, I know the plural of Lego is "Lego" but it doesn't S…

1 month, 3 weeks ago

T-Rexcellent Totes

In which I unpack the latest bio fashion: T-Rex Purses. And you wonder why I celebrate 4/20 for a whole week, humans. 

TAKE A DAZE OFF

GET TO CLASS! …

1 month, 4 weeks ago

Moon Sammies

In which I play catch up after a glorious Four Twentius with two reports, one stoned bird. 

GET TO CLASS! 

BUY SOME STUFF 

Recorded LIVE at Paper Mac…

2 months ago

The Soochie Boordcast

In which I celebrate the Week of 4/20 blazing budz with my bud Scoochie Boochie: the greatest rapper ever born from a volcano. Spark em and don't los…

2 months ago