Podcast Episodes

MP#103 - Final Earnings Call

Season 8 Episode 6

Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit)

A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in vi…

Published on 5 months, 4 weeks ago

MP#102 - She Would Break My Skull By Patting Me (on the head)

Season 8 Episode 5

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES

It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that.

Min…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

MP#101 - My Favorite Body Type B

Season 8 Episode 4

This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys

Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world

Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it…

Published on 6 months, 4 weeks ago

MP#100 - Nuance Enjoyer

Season 8 Episode 3

It's that time of the year. The obligatory political episode

Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up.

We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up wh…

Published on 7 months, 1 week ago

MP#99 - 30 Dollars is 30 Dollars

Season 8 Episode 2

Wait, it's all just pandering? Always has been.

A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on our forum we decided to not restrict any p…

Published on 7 months, 3 weeks ago

MP#98 - Don't Underestimate The Length of Our Backlogs

Season 8 Episode 1

People of the internet, lend me your ears!

Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own!

We're going all in on longer, broader…

Published on 8 months ago

MP#97 - Trippin' Balls, In Bathroom Stalls

Season 7 Episode 19

This is the last episode in 2024! See you all next year!

GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit…

Published on 10 months, 3 weeks ago

MP#96 - The Rig Of Theseus

Season 7 Episode 18

Today you're getting it raw and wriggling (the audio that is)

GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo G…

Published on 11 months, 1 week ago

MP#95 - Satanic Panic 2

Season 7 Episode 17

They unironically called it PSSR omfg

GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the…

Published on 1 year ago

MP#94 -白左

Season 7 Episode 16

We did this episode stone cold sober

GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It …

Published on 1 year ago