Podcast Episodes
Back to SearchAunt Flo-rida Makes The Tampons Rain
On Today’s Show: 1) Brad Carter Prank-Crimes… featuring “Tim Henson from Distorted View” 2) Bodycam Gold: “I Work for an Alarm Company… I Don’t Have …
1 year ago
Taylor Swift Got Dickmatized By That Good Wood
🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sip…
1 year ago
Mr. Terminator’s Swan Genocide: A Love Story
🌿 Show Sponsor Today’s episode is brought to you by Good Feels, the THC-infused seltzer that keeps you mellow without the hangover. High-flavored sip…
1 year ago
The Prolapse Cannoli
On Today’s Show: Listener Sponsorship Today’s episode is sponsored by DV listener Yay, who had a very specific request: let Rod Urpay handle the Side…
1 year ago
Lesbians Brutalized By a Drive-By Farting
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off October with one of the most sadistic “Test of Patience” bits yet—an extended, soul-crushing string of parody covers o…
1 year ago
Polyamory, Poly-Felony In The Double Wide Trailer Of Domestic Horrors
On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with: a cheeseburger-fueled stabbing, a trailer-park throuple meltdown, Starbucks as culture-war Thunderdome,…
1 year, 1 month ago
Jesus Is an Ugly Crier (And Sorry About That No-Show Rapture)
Today on the Show Cold Open & Setup Segment 1 — The Rapture That Wasn’t Pull Quote: “Jesus Palooza was allegedly a two-day event—gotta keep the heave…
1 year, 1 month ago
Why Is My Sperm Hole Twitching?
On The Show Today: Plus: What defines the “eras” of Distorted View? (Hint: all of them are terrible). Implantable sleep apnea devices vs. CPAP masks.…
1 year, 1 month ago
The Ghost With the Most (Pussy Squirt)
On Today’s Show: Plus: Tim contemplates a queer/trans/furry exile country (pedos not invited). Listener sponsorship from Unsafe Volvo Gal (with a sid…
1 year, 1 month ago
Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom
On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (sp…
1 year, 1 month ago