Podcast Episodes

Bleak Lively (feat. Chunky Lowlights)

Jackie is joined by the incredible Michelle Collins to discuss, fixing and being fixed in relationships, bringing back bullying and shame, and why th…

9 months, 1 week ago

Pusillanimous

Alone in the trenches of her home this week, Jackie discusses how some people need to be punched to get some grit, names the greatest trait in a hous…

9 months, 2 weeks ago

You Never Know When It’s Time to Demo

Jackie is feeling loose after a couple drinks, and plans a bathroom renovation, laments the clothes that got away, and previews Off Brand October.

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9 months, 3 weeks ago

Bitch Bible Classics: A Woman Unhinged

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are…

9 months, 3 weeks ago

Uprooted

Jackie loses sleep over Amy Bradley, gets into a fight with a girl from high school, and recalls how much simpler the early 2000’s were. And of cours…

10 months ago

Munchausen By Proxy

Jackie recounts a beautiful experience with Clyde feeling unwell, books a flight for Paris, and explains the Princess Treatment, Red Nail Theory, and…

10 months, 1 week ago

The Summer I Turned Petty

Jackie recaps the sick game Belly is playing in The Summer I Turned Pretty, discusses Clyde’s aspirations to be the next Mikhail Baryshnikov, elabora…

10 months, 1 week ago

With Hate, John Hill

Jackie sits down with living sculpture John Hill to discuss his sobriety, the most trouble he’s ever been in for something he said on the radio, a sh…

10 months, 2 weeks ago

A Bitch Bible Extravaganza Birthday Celebration for the Masses

It's Jacqueline Taylor Schimmel-Haas' birthday, and she's been preparing for months her 2025 list of things she hates - some are broad, some are nich…

10 months, 3 weeks ago

Bitch Bible Classics: Wanderlust, Sparkles and Braille Buttholes

Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband, and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again.

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11 months ago