Podcast Episodes

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Jackie loses sleep over Amy Bradley, gets into a fight with a girl from high school, and recalls how much simpler the early 2000’s were. And of course Melissa Wood Tepperberg’s neck brace.

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Published on 1 month, 3 weeks ago

Munchausen By Proxy

Jackie recounts a beautiful experience with Clyde feeling unwell, books a flight for Paris, and explains the Princess Treatment, Red Nail Theory, and Soft Goth.

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Published on 2 months ago

The Summer I Turned Petty

Jackie recaps the sick game Belly is playing in The Summer I Turned Pretty, discusses Clyde’s aspirations to be the next Mikhail Baryshnikov, elaborates on the perfect murder plan, and delights in he…

Published on 2 months, 1 week ago

With Hate, John Hill

Jackie sits down with living sculpture John Hill to discuss his sobriety, the most trouble he’s ever been in for something he said on the radio, a shared love of Allison Janney, and John’s additions …

Published on 2 months, 2 weeks ago

A Bitch Bible Extravaganza Birthday Celebration for the Masses

It's Jacqueline Taylor Schimmel-Haas' birthday, and she's been preparing for months her 2025 list of things she hates - some are broad, some are niche, but all of them are felt deeply in her soul.

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Published on 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Bitch Bible Classics: Wanderlust, Sparkles and Braille Buttholes

Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband, and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again.

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Published on 2 months, 3 weeks ago

The Lion Portal is Open

Jackie deals with a biohazard event with her drunken sorority sister Clyde, chastises the internet for its mediocrity and lack of intelligence, and does a very special Ask Me Anything.

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Published on 3 months ago

Going Clear

Jackie suspects she has been bugged by Scientology after her live show in Clearwater, discusses the real problem with Madi Prewett’s husband, and the traumatic experience of visiting a public splash …

Published on 3 months, 1 week ago

Urine on the Dance Floor

How much does Jackie hate the beach? Let her count the ways…

Jackie suggests JoJo Siwa is in desperate need of a transformational, spiritual journey to make up for the developmental damage she has acc…

Published on 3 months, 2 weeks ago

Instant Showmanship

Jackie recaps the first leg of her Dim the Lights tour, discovers that she is brave and vulnerable, and introduces Clyde to the bright lights of show business.

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Published on 3 months, 3 weeks ago