Podcast Episodes

Petty Young Thing

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!

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2 years, 2 months ago

I Have Rabies.

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, …

2 years, 2 months ago

Glochella

Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports.

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2 years, 3 months ago

Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan

Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters.…

2 years, 3 months ago

She Hath Risen!

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop cultur…

2 years, 3 months ago

Losers Lose

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conju…

2 years, 3 months ago

Calma Calma Chameleon

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates!

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2 years, 3 months ago

Parisian Secretion

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroa…

2 years, 4 months ago

Lights! Camera! Rosacea!

Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets …

2 years, 4 months ago

Micromanaged Frappucino

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew foun…

2 years, 4 months ago