Podcast Episodes

The Bear | S27E2: MVPenis

Season 27

We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking a…

Published on 1 year, 7 months ago

The Bear | S27E1: Oui, Chef!

Season 27

If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair a…

Published on 1 year, 7 months ago

Barbie | S26E5: Life in Plastic, It's F#cktastic!

Season 26

This finale has everything: a live jail cell pop performance, a home renovation reveal, and some very NSFW doll smashing. But this isn't the climax–if you're on Patreon, we're reading the epilogue to…

Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Barbie | S26E4: Two in the Pink, One in the Clink

Season 26

Special K shows up and all gloves (plastic hands) are off. But the plot twists more than a Barbie doll's hip joints as Barbie finds her new (mali)boo behind bars.

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Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Barbie | S26E3: Orgasm Sold Separately

Season 26

Barbie and Carson try taking it slow and strictly being friends with sandwich-only benefits...that is, until Barbie can't take it anymore and jumps his plastic bones.

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Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Barbie | S26E2: Measure Twice, Nut Once

Season 26

Skipper turns Barbie on to spicy audiobooks and those turn Barbie onto Carson (and vice versa). Bonus: a Bluetooth blue balls moment for the record books.

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Published on 2 years, 1 month ago

Barbie | S26E1: Barbie's Wetdream House

Season 26

She's a Barbie girl about to turn her Barbie world upside down thanks to her hot, hot, hot general contractor working on her dream house remodel. One breakup and one sexy (wet) dream later and things…

Published on 2 years, 2 months ago

Succession | S25E4: End of Year Boners

Season 25

Ok, get your tissues (not like that!) because this finale is spicy, surprising, and maybe the sweetest we've ever read? Listen as these two *closers* attempt the infamous boardroom-to-bedroom strateg…

Published on 2 years, 2 months ago

Succession | S25E3: C#ck Market Crash

Season 25

This episode finds Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans well (hung) as they finally get down to business (and pleasure) after some classic verbal sparring. Is it all in prep for their foursome or does one o…

Published on 2 years, 2 months ago

Succession | S25E2: Mergers & Assquisitions

Season 25

This week, the sexual tension between Cousin Greg and Tom Wambsgans is almost higher than that between Connor Roy and the US presidency. Will these two close the deal with a firm handjob, err, handsh…

Published on 2 years, 3 months ago