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Episode 122: Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton™
Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his ch…
2 years, 5 months ago
Episode 121: What About Cold Yoga?!
Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down…
2 years, 5 months ago
Episode 121: What About Cold Yoga?!
Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down…
2 years, 5 months ago
Episode 120: The Cops are Quiet Quitting
Greg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chr…
2 years, 5 months ago
Episode 119: Ayn Rand, Moron
Cold Brew Got Me Like™ is big in Thailand??? The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria. ALSO: Americans should spend more time thinking about birds. PL…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 118: The Chris Crofton Telethon
The CEO of Blackrock doesn't know why everyone is in a bad mood. His name is Larry Fink - for real. He manages 9 trillion dollars. Back in the day, t…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 117: 2001 Dalmatians
B-12 bombers full of schnapps. When your dad's job is scaring people in one of those haunted houses. ALSO: A ridiculously complimentary New Yorker ar…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 116: Jann Wenner Stole Kids' Allowances and Gave Them to Mick Jagger
Old-west cosplay is NOT harmless. The Urban Cowboy is back, and he's a Republican UFC fighter driving a Dodge Ram with tinted windows. ALSO: Kevin Co…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 115: Robert Downey Jr.'s Sustainable Malibu Home
Ayn Rand brags that her worldview was set in stone when she was two years old. She was passionate about burning oil. Vivek Ramaswamy is Ayn Rand with…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 114: Jake Gyllenhaal's Cappuccino
Rich people consider CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislato…
2 years, 7 months ago