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Episode 130: Throwing Pies at Oligarchs
"Iron Claw" sucked. Japanese scientists computer-modeled the call of the Moa (in like, 1980) and played it through a loudspeaker in a New Zealand swa…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 129: A Flying F*ck Into a Rolling Donut
Some guy put a coffee roaster in his gym. Van Gogh got tweaked on coffee. Where did Van Gogh get all the paint? ALSO: William Friedkin vs Al Pacino. …
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 128: Choreographing Content
Dystopian job listings. A podcast hosted by garbagemen called "The Dump." ALSO: The horror of Moms for Liberty, and a little ditty about seasonal dep…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 127: The Shoplifting False Flag
CUBEHEADS! The rodeo clown running Argentina. Corporate media talking about the "complicated legacies" of war criminals. Knowing so much you can't fu…
2 years, 6 months ago
Episode 126: I Can't Fill My Pipe Without Being Interrupted
Rich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALS…
2 years, 7 months ago
Episode 125: Hair X™
Yeti coolers' marketing team successfully hypnotized the 1%. Elon Musk is TRULY, objectively dumb - case closed. ALSO: Trump did NOT pay back those l…
2 years, 7 months ago
Episode 124: Gold Bars With Wheels On 'Em
Chris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly …
2 years, 7 months ago
Episode 123: Self-driving Cars Will Become Sentient and Run Us All Over
Aliens will snatch the earth. Self-driving cars will become sentient and run society. ALSO: Chris's Wealth Hoarding Corner™ PLUS: Dar Robinson superv…
2 years, 7 months ago
Episode 122: Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton™
Autozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his ch…
2 years, 8 months ago
Episode 121: What About Cold Yoga?!
Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down…
2 years, 8 months ago