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#166: Slam The Last Dance

Season 6

"Canadian Hogwarts. For clowns." A certain brick-shithouse-built Russian has been busy this month making history or whatever, so Eva, Rave, and Kelly…

3 years, 9 months ago

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#165: Unsuccessful Pattern Mixing

Season 6

"...and a Ziploc full of old bones." It's the week before winter break. How you holdin' up? Kelly, Rave, and Eva check in on the near-dead Capitals, …

3 years, 10 months ago

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#164: Staal Blindness

Season 6

"Un-thwartable." Rave, Kelly, and Eva are hurtling headfirst toward the holiday season (read: acquainting themselves with this year's Goop Gift Guide…

3 years, 10 months ago

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#163: Business Eagle Altruism

Season 6

"Go to therapy, Bowser." Our Washington Capitals are delivering comedy, tragedy, and injury, but hockey continues to be none of the screaming eagle's…

3 years, 11 months ago

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#162: Dropouts, Quitters, and Sagittarians

Season 6

"A middle school play called 'The Locker Room.'" Low expectations have the NHL standings looking like Opposite Day, but one thing Rave, Eva, and Kell…

3 years, 11 months ago

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#161: Spiritually Booed

Season 6

"We've betrayed our live organist." Sometimes being an adult means looking a reporter dead in the eye to answer “No” when asked if your team has any …

4 years ago

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#160: TJ Oshie's Map To The Stars

Season 6

"Extant bitches will thrive." Like TJ Oshie introducing Dylan Strome to the Caps polycule, Eva, Kelly, and Rave are re-introducing each other to the …

4 years ago

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Official Trailer: Season 6

Season 6

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4 years ago

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#159: A Special Dilf Treat

Season 5

"Sailor suited to high heaven." The Colorado Avalanche won the Stanley Cup, and what a Stanley Cup win it was. Eva, Kelly, and Rave recap Games 2-6 a…

4 years, 3 months ago

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#158: Twinkophobia

Season 5

"Swarovski Pwingy." Our dear Professor Kelly is back atop the host's throne to lead Rave and Eva through the latest in Stanley Cup catfighting (affec…

4 years, 4 months ago

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