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#98: World-Eating Thighs
Season 4
"Sexual. Noir." Wanna post up at the dive bar in your hometown to catch up on the latest gossip about the professional hockeys you knew in high schoo…
5 years, 10 months ago
Official Trailer: Season 4
Season 4
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5 years, 10 months ago
#97: Time Warp! Penguins @ Capitals, 2/7/2010
Season 4
The NHL is still MIA, so Kelly, Rave, and Eva seek out some hockey-flavored serotonin in the form of a classic Pens/Caps barn-burner from 2010. You d…
5 years, 10 months ago
#96: Teen Freaks Can't Thrive (Listener Questions 2020)
Season 3
"Date. Sad past." We opened the floor to our Patreon supporters to Ask Us Anything, and ask they did. Come hang as Eva, Kelly, and Rave discuss topic…
6 years ago
#95: Brains Like Jordan Almonds
Season 3
"Do you bite your thumb at me, bro?" The 2019-2020 season is technically over now, we think, and while that means little of the information presented…
6 years ago
#94: Are You Afraid Of Free Agency?
Season 3
“Personality’s not everything, honey.” Free agency’s here and spreading spooky-ass vibes all over the dang place, so Rave, Kelly, and Eva huddle 'rou…
6 years ago
#93: The Disneyland of Ass
Season 3
"Too beautiful to be effective." Eva, Rave, and Kelly would like to congratulate the 2020 Stanley Pandemic Cup winners, father-to-be (!) Dylan Strome…
6 years ago
#92: Severe Teacher Voice
Season 3
"If we're wrong it's because of purposeful misdirection for intrigue." Have you been wounded by ghosts? You might be after this episode, in which Kel…
6 years ago
#91: A Home For Wayward Finns
Season 3
"Like when God hoots ’n hollers in your head." Rave, Kelly, and Eva dive in to the Stanley Cup Finals with the enthusiasm of an affection-starved hoc…
6 years, 1 month ago
#90: On Too Much Of One
Season 3
"Soon you, too, won't believe in landlords." Eva, Kelly, and Rave cover a real breadth of topics in this episode, including but not limited to: homop…
6 years, 1 month ago