Podcast Episodes

Cart Wars: Rob Carson vs. the Grocery Store Shoplifters

-SNAP benefits are running out due to the Schumer Shutdown, and Rob suggests giving to your local food bank — or preparing to ankle-tackle grocery th…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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Democrats in a Death Spiral and Exploding Drug Boats

-Rob Carson compares Senator Cory Booker to an IKEA Allen wrench—“a worthless tool you can’t throw away.”

-Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares jo…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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Meet the Puppet Masters: How the AutoPen Ran America

-Rob Carson declares the “Biden AutoPen Presidency” a scandal so absurd it makes Watergate look like a typo — complete with aides pleading the Fifth …

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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When Obama Met the Puppet: The Secret Basement Presidency Revealed!

-Rob declares that Barack Obama was the real “puppet master,” running the country from his D.C. basement like a Marxist ventriloquist act.

-Clips fro…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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Wonder Bread, Radical Mayors, & The Return of Crazy Karen!

-Gavin Newsom apparently “tries to be black,” complete with Wonder Bread flashbacks and Rob’s stand-up-level commentary on Democrats’ identity theatr…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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Auto-Pen-gate: Biden’s Signature Scandal Sends Democrats into a Death Spiral

Season 2025 Episode 2028

-Rob celebrates the House Oversight Committee’s ruling that Biden’s auto-pen-signed executive orders might be illegitimate, declaring, “Christmas cam…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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Rob Carson vs. The Climate Doom Squad

Season 2025 Episode 1028

-Rob kicks off the show from haunted Old Town Alexandria, where even the ghosts roll their eyes at Bill Gates’ climate “doomerism.”

-The “White House…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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Censorship Is Dead, Comedy Is Back, and Rob’s Still Not Watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show

Season 2025 Episode 3027

-Free speech makes a comeback — Greg Gutfeld celebrates, Rob cheers, and someone somewhere probably gets offended.

-Dick Morris drops truth bombs on …

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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The Mayor Who Hugged a Terrorist (and Other New York Nightmares)

Season 2025 Episode 2027

-Rob torches Zohran Mamdani, calling him “a spoiled little child” and “a danger,” after his rally with radical undertones—and skewers AOC and Kathy H…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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From Cheesecake to World Peace: Rob Solves America One Rant at a Time

Season 2025 Episode 1027

-Rob Carson kicks off the week by confessing his new passion—pumpkin cheesecake with salted caramel, because fall needs to know who’s boss.

-Rob mock…

7 months, 3 weeks ago

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