Podcast Episodes

Don’t Catch the Stupid: Rob Carson’s Guide to Surviving Modern Madness

Season 2026 Episode 100113

-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Dis…

3 months ago

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Accidental Common Sense from Democrats

Season 2026 Episode 300112

-Rob marvels at John Fetterman rebooting like a frozen Dell laptop and suddenly speaking common sense, which clearly violates Democratic Party softwa…

3 months ago

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Freedom Spreading Around the World

Season 2026 Episode 200112

-The show jumps to Iran, where Rob cheers on protesters, scolds weak Western politicians, and assigns Donald Trump the job of evicting the Ayatollah.…

3 months ago

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When Protesters Meet Pepper Balls: A Love Story

Season 2026 Episode 100112

-Carson dives into the Minnesota ICE shooting saga, dunking on everyone who insists the video shows anything other than what the video shows.

-He wra…

3 months ago

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Pluribus, Primates & Political Punchlines: Hour 3 Goes Off the Rails

Season 2026 Episode 300109

-Rob opens the hour bouncing between movie reviews, personal revelations, and Swiffering in his underwear — proving bachelorhood is both liberating a…

3 months, 1 week ago

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The Minneapolis Meltdown, Tide Pods, and Other Signs of the Apocalypse

Season 2026 Episode 200109

-Rob rolls through clips of activists and politicians, diagnosing America with a full-blown outbreak of “absurdity-induced mania,” comparing left-win…

3 months, 1 week ago

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When Radicalized Karens Attack

Season 2026 Episode 100109

-The Minneapolis incident becomes Exhibit A in “How to Radicalize a Karen,” as Rob argues that left-wing activism has turned everyday moms into canno…

3 months, 1 week ago

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Greenland...The New Orangeland?

Season 2026 Episode 300108

-Rob spends the top of the hour trying to annex Greenland for Trump, renaming it “Orange Land”, roasting Denmark’s “pickled herring and pastries” eco…

3 months, 1 week ago

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Fraud, Karen, & Country

Season 2026 Episode 200108

-Rob revels in “serious shrinkage” as the U.S. trade deficit drops from $136 billion to under $30 billion, comparing it to Joe Biden cannonballing in…

3 months, 1 week ago

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Minneapolis Winter of ‘FAFO’

Season 2026 Episode 100108

-Rob goes over the Minneapolis ICE shooting, explaining—repeatedly—that when a bullet goes through a windshield, the officer is probably standing in …

3 months, 1 week ago

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