Podcast Episodes

The Doctor Who Wouldn't Say ‘Men Can’t Get Pregnant’

Season 2026 Episode 300115

-Rob delights in Trump flipping off a heckler at a Ford plant and unveils Jim Gossett’s new parody song “Flipper,” which instantly becomes the nation…

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Fraud v2: Nick Shirley Strikes Again!

-A new Nick Shirley investigation drops, revealing daycares with blacked-out windows, no children, and Somali “transportation companies” whose vans h…

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ICE vs. Insanity: Minnesota’s Premier Unintentional Action Movie

-Rob opens with DHS describing an ICE officer being ambushed by a Venezuelan illegal alien and a neighbor wielding a snow shovel and broomstick — tur…

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Ayatollahs, Ice-Free Zones & Other Things That Need Removing

-Rob suggests the Ayatollah may “meet a missile,” while CBS grills Trump on Iran and Trump hints that any hangings of protesters will trigger “very s…

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When Sanctuary Cities Meet ‘Sanctuary No More’

Season 2026 Episode 200114

-Rob cheers Donald Trump’s February 1 cutoff of funds to sanctuary cities, celebrating it like it’s the Super Bowl of Common Sense.

-On the Newsmax H…

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Winning Wednesday: Muffins, Madness & the Supreme Court

-Rob celebrates “Winning Wednesday,” prays for corrupt leaders to fall, and casually adds the Clintons to his spiritual to-do list.

-Minnesota caller…

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Starfleet Dreams & Sonic Boom Diplomacy

-Rob dives into Elon Musk’s vision of launching 1,000 spaceships per year, declaring humanity only 5–10 years away from becoming Starfleet—assuming S…

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Karen-apolis Rising: The Battle for Minnesota

-Rob unleashes a full anthropological study on “liberal Karens,” diagnosing them as manic, mask-obsessed, cul-de-sac-dwelling chaos engines fueled by…

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Don’t Catch the Stupid: Rob Carson’s Guide to Surviving Modern Madness

-Rob declares modern liberal activism the “Karen Intifada,” shares brunch-time mask shenanigans, and outlines why Minnesota has become the Left’s Dis…

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Accidental Common Sense from Democrats

-Rob marvels at John Fetterman rebooting like a frozen Dell laptop and suddenly speaking common sense, which clearly violates Democratic Party softwa…

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