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2.23 The Slow Freeze
Welcome back to The Eastern Border. While Western “Pink Pony” analysts look at top-line GDP numbers and declare the Russian war machine an unstoppabl…
3 months, 2 weeks ago
Dark Autumn for Russia
Comrades, welcome to a special audio-only broadcast of The Eastern Border. (Using the classic thumbnail to mark this one—we are stepping away from th…
3 months, 3 weeks ago
2.22 The Terminal Matrix: 404 Empire Not Found
Welcome back to the nightmare, comrades. In this feature-length episode, we take a brutal, unsparing look under the hood of the Russian Federation’s …
3 months, 4 weeks ago
2.21 Zero Day At The Ivory Tower
Greetings, Comrades. I…I seriously do not even. You’ll listen to this, and you will think that I’m crazy, BUT…well, when I say, try running those [..…
4 months ago
2.20 The Asymmetrical Humiliation: Or Else, What?
Greetings, comrades! In Episode 2.20: The Asymmetrical Humiliation, we examine the sheer, terminal absurdity of the Russian Federation’s bureaucratic…
4 months, 1 week ago
2.19 Planet of Pink Ponies
The digital iron curtain just fell. This week, we dive into the total communications blackout in Moscow and St. Petersburg as the Kremlin panics over…
4 months, 1 week ago
2.18 Everything Must Go
The Russian state is no longer an empire; it is a bankrupt cartel running a terminal liquidation sale. In this episode, we wade into the [...]
4 months, 3 weeks ago
2.17 Relegation, Russian Style
The front office is panicking, the franchise player just demanded a trade, and the owner is literally burning down the stadium to pay the referees. […
4 months, 3 weeks ago
2.16 It’s The Economy, Stupid!
“It’s the economy, stupid.” The Russian Federation is in full rigor mortis. In this massive, breaking-news episode of The Eastern Border, we conduct …
4 months, 3 weeks ago
2.15 The Z-Files
Greetings, comrades, and welcome back to the bunker. Today, we’re broadcasting live from The Eagles—just 22 kilometers from the Russian border—and st…
4 months, 3 weeks ago