Podcast Episodes

Heliot Was Killian It in DC

Season 5 Episode 359

Someone tell Tony who our closer is! Our patriots react to the Nationals series including the breakout of Heliot Ramos, the continued lackluster resu…

4 hours ago

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Eyebrows, Beanballs, and 2.8 Runs Per Game

Season 5 Episode 358

The Giants lose another series but somehow prove their bullpen is both broken and the best part of the team—make it make sense. Ben and Matthew break…

3 days, 19 hours ago

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Baltimore Blues and Bruising Beavers

Season 5 Episode 357

The Giants did what they do best: flirt with competence just long enough to make the inevitable crash hurt worse. Ben spends a solid chunk of the epi…

1 week ago

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Daniel Susac & the Giants Clobber the Philadelphia Punching Bags

Season 5 Episode 356

The Giants offense comes alive! The brothers react to the series win over the Philadelphia Phillies, celebrate new Giants legend Daniel Susac, and th…

1 week, 4 days ago

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Giants Bumble Through Mets Series

Season 5 Episode 355

Daniel Susac for president! The brothers vent over the troubling showing of the Giants against the Mets after singing the praises of former Rule 5 dr…

2 weeks ago

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Padres Series, Offensive Breakout and Cracks in the Bullpen

Season 5 Episode 354

The Giants win a series over the Padres for the first time since 2024. Our secularists celebrate while they analyze the offensive "breakout", weird l…

2 weeks, 4 days ago

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Way Too Early Overreactions

Season 5 Episode 353

This is fine. The brothers react to the opening series sweep by the Yankees over the Giants. First they point out few observations from the opening s…

3 weeks ago

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Opening Day Punch to the Face

Season 5 Episode 352

Let the mediocrity begin! Our deflated hosts celebrate the arrival of Opening Day and Season Six of Giant Cocktails. The release a new intro, go over…

3 weeks, 4 days ago

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2026 Predictions

Season 5 Episode 351

Opening Day (night, whatever) is nigh! Our pontificaters make their 2026 predictions! Who will make the final roster? Will Tony Vitello troll fans an…

4 weeks ago

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2026 Opening Day Roster Predictions

Season 5 Episode 350

10 days and counting! The brothers take their one and only crack at predicting the Opening Day roster. Will the Bryce Eldridge make the team? Will th…

1 month ago

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