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Who Died?
Episode 96
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is breaking down her medical blunders and asking y'all why the hell you're living with regret.…
4 years, 11 months ago
Lil Sheeba
Episode 95
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather updates you on her doozie of a medical issue and realizes that she isn't the "pillar of the fe…
4 years, 11 months ago
Pack of Skanks
Episode 94
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast, Heather is talking about civilian chemistry and mixed signals from her stallion. She is spiraling from…
4 years, 11 months ago
Pu$$Y Poppin
Episode 93
On this episode Heather breaks down one of her most embarrassing moments from this past weekend at the airport and explains why no one knows how to b…
4 years, 11 months ago
Raymond Padilla Wellness Check
Episode 92
Heather catches up with friend and OG podcast guest Raymond Padilla! They discuss Ray's recent move to New York (spoiler: its been a bumpy ride) and …
5 years ago
Take That Trish!
Episode 91
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather claps back at herself bc the hormones are making her feel like a genetically modified chicken …
5 years ago
Pregnant Pirates Meet Olivia Benson
Episode 91
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather Breaks down her recent surprise in the Turks and all the trouble she stirred up in Charleston.…
5 years ago
Hollywood Tower of Terror
Episode 90
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with herself in a downward spiral about this dumbest shit ever, per usual. It's her birt…
5 years ago
Spilling the English Breakfast Tea
Episode 89
Heather's long time friend and fellow thespian extraordinaire, Tina T, is in town and the ladies are spilling the literal HIGH TEA on their weekend d…
5 years ago
ET, TU BRUTE?
Episode 88
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is stepping in her pisces self-loathing season and realizing her physical well being is importa…
5 years, 1 month ago