Podcast Episodes

“I FOUND MY DISTANT DAD”

A caller’s estranged father friends them on Facebook, a caller’s brother returns from prison to live with them, and a final caller aims to escape their troubles by going to Germany.

Get in the pool. …

Published on 1 month ago

“I WAS IN A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP”

A caller explains how things ended with her 7 year on-again-off-again boyfriend, a caller talks through a former toxic relationship, and a final caller from the previous episode gives us an update on…

Published on 1 month, 1 week ago

“I WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED”

A caller is intrigued by her new relationship dynamic, a second caller weighs in on the first using his own experience, a caller tries to network for the first time, and a final caller makes a push t…

Published on 1 month, 1 week ago

“I TRAIN HOPPED AMERICA FOR 12 YEARS”

A caller tells his life story of running away from his religious family at age 16 to hop freight trains across America for the next 12 years. It’s one of my favorite calls from this podcast. He discu…

Published on 1 month, 2 weeks ago

"I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE"

A caller is addicted to love, a caller goes to blind camp, and a final caller achieves a lifelong dream after many years.

It’s perfectly fine to play 6 hours of Tetris every day. I am a gecko.

GET BON…

Published on 1 month, 2 weeks ago

GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”

I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things. I love reading mail.

Please go with me to the big…

Published on 1 month, 3 weeks ago

“I’M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”

A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller has a life changing accident. 

I am the Connect …

Published on 1 month, 3 weeks ago

chatting with aldn as geckos

In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more. He is a nice guy.

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Published on 1 month, 4 weeks ago

“I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”

A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay.

It is time to use the bathroom at Paul Simon’s house. I am a gecko.

G…

Published on 1 month, 4 weeks ago

“I’M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”

A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and …

Published on 2 months ago