Podcast Episodes

Garland v. Cargill

Citing Urban Dictionary and wikiHow*, Clarence Thomas argues that a gun that can kill hundreds of people with a single trigger pull is not a machine …

1 year, 10 months ago

Alexander v. South Carolina NAACP

The Court is back at again, pretending like they don't understand politics, while handing conservatives a victory that cements their power in South C…

1 year, 10 months ago

"The Constitution Includes Everybody" Live at Harvard Law School

Harvard invited us back (so that's on them) to talk about the speciousness of originalism, inclusive constitutionalism, and how to get serious about …

1 year, 10 months ago

Justice Alito's Red Flags

Run a January 6th insurrectionist flag up the pole and see who salutes. Oh look! It's appointed-for-life Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito!

Did you k…

1 year, 11 months ago

Arizona v. Navajo Nation

Brett Kavanaugh might have had a better shot at writing a reasonable decision if Arizona v. Navajo Nation revolved around beer rights instead of wate…

1 year, 11 months ago

Maryland v. King

In the movies, detectives trail a suspect until he messes up and throws his DNA-soaked paper cup into the trash. In real life, they just pretend like…

1 year, 11 months ago

The 2024 Mailbag Episode [TEASER]

What to do if you get arrested (not legal advice™), why are the liberal justices just sitting back while conservatives devour the judiciary, and whet…

1 year, 11 months ago

Free Rhiannon! Campus Protests and the First Amendment

Rhi got locked up. The food was bad, the comrades were immaculate, and while the friendless centrist pundits on Twitter were wrapping themselves in k…

1 year, 11 months ago

Hans v. Louisiana

E Pluribus Unum, more like E Pluribus Sue Them! In America, if your landlord refuses to do repairs, you sue 'em. If you get food poisoning from a cha…

2 years ago

Retire, Sonia [TEASER]

Listen, we're not going to do the whole merch thing again, but it's time to hang up the robe and hit the beach. Or: another episode where we call for…

2 years ago