Podcast Episodes
Back to Search"Sheet Cake Futures"
Season 1 Episode 278
Johnny needs backup that if someone opens the door for you twice in successive fashion that only one thank you is required. Andrew needs backup that …
9 months ago
"Beehns Knows Best"
Season 1 Episode 277
Johnny needs backup on it being socially acceptable to buy a cake for individual consumption. Andrew needs backup that Portland has taken it too far …
9 months, 2 weeks ago
"You Don't Wanna Go Get Laid... Yuck!"
Season 1 Episode 276
Johnny needs backup that parents shouldn't force there little kids to wear "funny" T-shirts. Andrew needs backup that if the bathroom requires a code…
9 months, 2 weeks ago
"I Didn't Look It Up, But I Do Know That I Was Curious"
Season 1 Episode 275
Johnny needs backup that the public deserves to know the details in all celebrity deaths. Andrew needs backup because Heidi forgot which date was his…
9 months, 4 weeks ago
"The Thirteen Mile Thirsty Throats"
Season 1 Episode 274
Johnny needs backup that no one should get to brag about running a half-marathon. Andrew needs backup that if you're going to dedicate a bench to som…
10 months ago
"That's A Bad Break For Butthole Surfers"
Season 1 Episode 273
We discuss a Cavalry power move used in the wild by a loyal listener! Then Andrew needs backup on companies awarding rewards points for basic decency…
10 months, 1 week ago
"Closed Captioning For Smells"
Season 1 Episode 272
It's episode 272 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that money does in fact buy happiness. Andrew needs backup that you can't bring McDonalds into t…
10 months, 2 weeks ago
"Change Your Own Brakes"
Season 1 Episode 271
Johnny needs backup that waiters shouldn't sit down at the table with you when they're taking your order. Andrew needs backup that only married years…
10 months, 3 weeks ago
"Comedian DESTROYS His Pants"
Season 1 Episode 270
Johnny gives a wallpaper disaster update and Andrew's gonna try and install a new dishwasher top rack. Johnny needs backup wondering why no matter wh…
11 months ago
"David Ryan Adams"
Season 1 Episode 269
Johnny needs backup that concerts should start on time. Andrew needs backup that constellations are a scam. Johnny gives an appliance update which in…
11 months, 1 week ago