Podcast Episodes

S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

Season 3 Episode 72

We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.

How do siphons work?

How do mirrors work?

Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.

Be comfortable looking stupid.

Sumo’s new favorite grifter.

S…

Published on 6 months, 1 week ago

S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot

Season 3 Episode 71

It’s always the Super Bowl.

Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.

DOGE and ridiculous government s…

Published on 6 months, 2 weeks ago

S3E070: Riddles in the Dark

Season 3 Episode 70

Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.

The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.

Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, conse…

Published on 7 months ago

S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage

Season 3 Episode 69

The end of the world as we know it.

Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?

The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written wor…

Published on 7 months, 1 week ago

S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin

Season 3 Episode 68

Everything that’s happened this year so far.

Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.

Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.

The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS…

Published on 7 months, 3 weeks ago

S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator

Season 3 Episode 67

Being a white person in Asia is pretty awesome.

Elon Musk’s pro-immigration tweets, Vivek doesn’t have good genes, he studied all the time and didn’t have a life.

H1B Visas, being honest about wanting …

Published on 7 months, 4 weeks ago

S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero

Season 3 Episode 66

Cheering on murder, how insurance works, alternative solutions, money problems.

Hyperventilating about the bad, the fuel Babylon runs on, people are animals who need to be managed and controlled.

Be gr…

Published on 8 months, 2 weeks ago

S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right

Season 3 Episode 65

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

Conservatives always lose, even when they win. They also don’t support anything.

Mixing religion with war-time propaganda, people are more resistant to psy-ops …

Published on 9 months ago

S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein

Season 3 Episode 64

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul boxing match, everything is not real.

The non-disclosure agreement of the cosmos. The Book of Job, the Parable of the Wheat and Tears, too much light and purity.

Maybe the pass…

Published on 9 months, 1 week ago

S3E063: The Shank Tank

Season 3 Episode 63

The Elections!

Martial arts, Aikido, numerology and symbolism.

Predictions for Trump’s next term in office, a new World Fair, Trump is the new Caesar.

The purpose of a system is what it does.

Liberal tea…

Published on 9 months, 2 weeks ago