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Back to SearchS3E027: Babe, Please Stop Living like an Ancient Sumerian! with Special Guest Ben Thomas
Season 3 Episode 27
Civil War re-enactments, why was the Civil War so weird? Why don’t the re-enact the Revolutionary War? Maybe because of all the terrorism and guerril…
2 years, 6 months ago
S3E026: Trump, the Musical with Special Guest Duke of Alba
Season 3 Episode 26
Make America Great Again, the Trump TV sitcom.
Trump’s mugshot
World War 3 predictions, the war in Niger, potentially aliens and how do you profit off …
2 years, 6 months ago
S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real
Season 3 Episode 25
Sung Wong tries to sell everyone on shiny new room temperature superconductors.
Anything science-related that comes out of Asia is a scam. You might s…
2 years, 7 months ago
S3E024: A.I. is just Indians Being Paid $3 per Hour to Look at the World’s Dick Pics
Season 3 Episode 24
Rich Men North of Richmond is an obvious psy-op.
Bring back ginger shaming! Gingers are a problem because they have Nephilim DNA.
There are no heroes, …
2 years, 7 months ago
S3E023: The Divorce Cliff
Season 3 Episode 23
The king and the magic mirror. How Archimedes discovered buoyancy.
You’re going to have to ruminate on this episode.
Divorce by combat vs divorce toda…
2 years, 7 months ago
S3E022: Make Armageddon Great Again
Season 3 Episode 22
Predicting dates for the end of the world. Camping at the end of the world with Harold Camping and other failed predictions.
Sumo finishes watching th…
2 years, 7 months ago
S03E021: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WEF
Season 3 Episode 21
Free Kevin Mitnick!
Life lessons from obese Steve Harvey. Only working when people are watching is the American way. Hacking used to be cool.
Sumo segu…
2 years, 8 months ago
S3E020: We’re Doing it Live!
Season 3 Episode 20
The first ever MAPS members only livestream!
How different generations take care of (or don’t take care of) their children.
Sumo goes to see the live a…
2 years, 8 months ago
S3E019: Lunar Cartography
Season 3 Episode 19
Zombie movies and TV shows. There’s not a lot of zombies in ancient folklore. Sumo’s film thesis is that they’re a result of modern society and autom…
2 years, 8 months ago
S3E018: This is Definitely Not a Cult
Season 3 Episode 18
Buy food buckets because France is on fire! Protesting is pointless and Europeans are insane/fundamentally broken. All you can do is take away their …
2 years, 8 months ago