Podcast Episodes

Episode 45: Neckbeards and their craft ale, they make me sick

Luke's been to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child but is duty bound to #keepthesecrets, and Pete uses this episode as an opportunity to get right up on his soapbox and rant and rave, Alex Jones-st…

Published on 7 years, 9 months ago

Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep

When you're an experienced police officer, it probably takes a lot to shock you, and you could easily be seduced into thinking that you've seen it all. But, according to one of our listeners, his pol…

Published on 7 years, 9 months ago

Episode 43: Poison/venom, Guns n Roses, and the worst Mother's Day present ever

Much like Thin Lizzy sang, the boys are indeed back in town and this time they're ruminating on the difference between poison and venom - the toxins, not the 80s bands. Two 80s bands they *are* talki…

Published on 7 years, 9 months ago

Episode 42: Childhood fights, boys called Paul and our very own drinking game

Did you ever get into a fight as a child? Perhaps you got into more than one. Perhaps you did so with a boy called Paul. Luke did, and he can't be the only one.

Elsewhere, a future hall-of-fame listen…

Published on 7 years, 9 months ago

Episode 41: How to cook the perfect steak, and the greatest bear of all time

Luke opens proceedings on how he likes to cook a steak, much to Pete Donaldson's chagrin and scepticism, before the boys get through *yet another* email about Stubbington Study Centre which almost be…

Published on 7 years, 9 months ago

Episode 40: Black Panther, video games and Pete getting annoyed about gifs

Luke's been to see Black Panther (spoiler: he enjoyed it), we hear another Stubbington Study Centre story which is even more bloody exciting than the last one, some amazing new batteries enter the ga…

Published on 7 years, 10 months ago

Episode 39: Fleeing from a neutron war and heading for Northampton

Rejoice! It's Monday and we're back for another half an hour of life-affirming nonsense from all over the world. This time around we fit in Valentine's Day activities, Pete's problems with the Winter…

Published on 7 years, 10 months ago

Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher

Happy Thursday! We're delighted to be in your ears towards the end of the week for the first time. It feels great. 

This time around: Japanese trains and the perverts within them, Pete still has a har…

Published on 7 years, 10 months ago

Episode 37: A brave new world

The first of a new-look, twice a week Luke and Pete Show muscles into territory as diverse as efficient hydration (Luke), too-tight trousers (Pete, obviously), hemp trousers (Pete again, obviously) a…

Published on 7 years, 10 months ago

Episode 36: You are now entering Dildo, Newfoundland

Your two eponymous antiheroes are back for another episode of LAPS as all the kids are now calling it (pronounced 'LAPS'), and first stop is Pete trying to convince his Dad Stewart to go on holiday w…

Published on 7 years, 10 months ago