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The Dirty Dentist
Pete’s teeth still hurt two weeks after he got his first filling. He’s since found out that the person he saw is nicknamed “The Dirty Dentist” - Oh dear!
Elsewhere, we hear about an AI-generated photo…
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
Make your Monday one to remember
Erotic fiction. That’s how Pete decides to start today’s episode. Amazingly, things only get more explicit from there.
We then accidentally create a new slogan for the Luke and Pete Show (thankfully t…
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
T*tting about with my toilet
We told you previously that Pete has been wearing a heart monitor. Well, you’ll never guess what the solution was to his cardiac problems...
And, in a strangely related conversation, Pete admits that …
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime
Tiktok’s trash. That’s the news that Luke has been reading recently. However, Pete’s algorithm quickly proves otherwise.
We then address the fact that Pete forgot to tell us Lewis Capaldi performed a …
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
Big lovely dinosaur lips
Our “do you see chocolate in the street” debate reaches its conclusion on today’s show. No spoilers, but it doesn’t end well for Peter Donaldson.
Things are going worse for Elon Musk, however, who has…
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
Paved with chocolate
Easter has been and gone which means only one thing: the streets are now covered in chocolate. According to Pete anyway…
Elsewhere, we hear all about a listener fainting while listening to this very s…
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot
Pete has just returned from his trip to America and the first thing he’s doing is recording an episode with his old pal, Luke.
He tells us all about his experience staying at Richard Bacon’s house, hi…
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
Don’t look in my wash bag
Pete’s knocking on the door of 42 and he’s finally had his first filling. Luke doesn’t help the situation by warning Pete that he now isn’t allowed to fly the day before he goes to New York…
Pete then…
Published on 2 years, 8 months ago
Heil Peter
Last week we commented on the fact that Pete is starting to look more and more like a certain fascist dictator. Well, unfortunately, his new haircut hasn’t helped the situation…
Elsewhere, we hear abo…
Published on 2 years, 9 months ago
You’re fired
Has anyone watched The Apprentice recently? No? Good. Unfortunately, Luke has and he doesn’t hold back when giving his thoughts on today’s show.
After that, Pete’s discovered an unbelievable story tha…
Published on 2 years, 9 months ago