Podcast Episodes

Don’t put silver balls in your ears

Luke and Pete both share a house with people and pets that don't respect them. Today, in hearing all about that Pete ends up doing an impression of his dog and telling us about the creative way he st…

Published on 2 years, 4 months ago

Mute-iny on the Bounty

Moore's completely enamoured with a man who's making claims under oath that he's seen an alien in his toilet, or something like that.

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Published on 2 years, 4 months ago

Tax does have to be taxing

Luke puts his money where his mouth is regarding an impending pool competition and Pete puts his money as far away from the taxman as humanly possible (into pokemon cards and snouts.)

Want to get in …

Published on 2 years, 4 months ago

Luke vs Karen

An unnamed “clever, handsome” man who may or may not be Luke has started a war with one of his neighbours that is illegally trying to save a parking space. The Robin Hood of parking, I hear you say?

E…

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago

It’s timer to Heimer

Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!

Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different movi…

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago

One hundred and Petey

Who do you think would win in a game of darts, Luke or Pete? How about pool? Luke lays down a pub games-themed gauntlet on today's show.

The lads then reveal some of their teenage dating mishaps and a…

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago

Only Beef Cream and Pizzas

In an unbelievable turn of events, Pete recently went on an Only Fools and Horses-themed pilgrimage! He even bought some merch!!

In an even more unbelievable turn of events, he somehow didn’t find an …

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago

Would you like to shoot my gun?

Indie Pete has deserted his former life of gigs and Indie Sleeze nights to go and watch some AI-inspired stand-up comedy. Still quite on-brand for Pete, to be fair.

We then discuss our favourite anti-…

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago

Maggot Surprise

Pete started the day by clearing maggots out of his bin while his dog tried to hump his leg. We wish this was an exaggeration...

In other news, Pete sent Luke an electric fly swat after we discussed t…

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago

American air base pirate

Pete’s got back into gaming. Sounds exciting, right? What it really involves is simulating a flight from Luton to Southend. Obviously…

We then have a submission in our hunt to find a band with five 10…

Published on 2 years, 5 months ago