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Back to EpisodesDan and his huge head bring gifts; Dan also touched Marky Mark's dick once and is a stuntman; cell phones in court; Kevin is special with his phone; celebrity deaths and more!
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One today's edition of Onemoreandimouttahere.com, we discuss how our confines are not friendly despite Dan announcing they always are, and then dive headfirst into Dan and his wife's great trip to a prison in Pennsylvania (joking - they went to see the Flight 93 memorial in Shanksville PA). Dan also brought gifts to his pod-mates, albeit Kiefer received more. This trip down memory lane also includes a discussion on Dan's unusually large melon.
Of particular note to our fans will be the next topic where Dan regals us with a story about him being a stuntman and whipping a car into a parrelel parking spot on his first try, to the amazement of his cameraman and stunt double buddy. Unfortunately the conversation and story continued and Dan tells us that he touched Marky Mark's dick years ago.
We briefly touch on cell phones in court and that brings us to a story of our beloved special friend Kevin. We were all at a memorial for the soldiers one day to raise money for a local Veterans organization, and during the moment of silence for the fallen, Kevin's cell phone goes off. He received a text. Rather than a quick ding, it was the sound of a bottle cap being released from an ice cold beer bottle. Well, I couldn't let that go. I proceeded to text him the letter "I" over seventy times, and it popped the cap seventy times because our special little buddy doesn't know how to silence his phone (he is special because he was run over a year ago by a forklift going in reverse at approximately 0.6 MPH.
Celebrity deaths are next explored, and we still don't have a winner in the death game I participate in.
Bed bug tricks for those that travel is next discussed, before Dan again tells us of his days in the Army where his buddies would pass around certain magazines. Dan, like all men in denial, claims he looks at this type of smut magazines for the articles. However, he finally admits there are pictures that he admires, and they pass these sticky paged magazines around to each other in a group setting - which it kind of weird.
Lastly there is an energizing conversation regarding sexual assault, Bill Cosby, Watson and Ridley, and how the NFL is fucked up.
We close with new listener shout outs, and trying to get the answer to the age old question, "Dan, do you manscape?"
Enjoy, download and talk to you next time.