Episode Details

In which Miles is almost caught up on The Gifted (but still hasn’t seen The Prisoner and should be very ashamed of himself); Omega Red is a cool action figure but a boring character; Professor Xavier definitely knows what you did last night; Fenris remains delightfully trashy; Weapon X had an improbably high survival rate; Sabretooth cleans up pretty well; we need to work some new rules for dividing up character voices; the Mojoverse has terrible employee benefits; and mongoose blood will definitely not give you superpowers.

X-PLAINED:

• Refugees from the Age of Apocalypse
• Creative use of teleportation
• X-Modifiers
• Jay & Miles at Emerald City Comic Con
• X-Men vol. 2 #4-7
• The sitcom model of creative logistics
• One way to bring someone back to life
• Mutant Death Factor
• Omega Red (Arkady Gregorivich)
• Wolverine’s school pictures
• Gambit’s ponytail and the logistics thereof
• Sex at the X-Mansion
• Fenris fashion
• Ritualistic facepalming
• Moira MacTaggert’s nightmares
• Formalwear and motorcycle safety
• An elegantly choreographed cockblock
• Retracting tentacle logistics
• Carbonadium synthesizers
• Dr. Pepper Twizzlers
• Ponytails as moral compasses
• Sabretooth’s excellent taste in formalwear
• Ornithology
• Those big, weird tube handcuff things
• Cyclops and Wolverine’s eventual friendship
• The return of Longshot
• What would happen if you gave a human a transfusion of mongoose blood
• Some X-Cellent fanfiction
• X-details we’d change

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Special thanks to consulting X-Pert and Actual Scientist Dr. Lauriel Earley!

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