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Sup, chomos! Christina holds down the Mommy Dome with Comedy Store OG and her friend of 30 years Sam Tripoli, who's in Austin to do Kill Tony and plug his free special, 30 Minutes with Sam Tripoli, from GaS Digital. Sam opens by arguing the world needs assholes again, explains why clean comics are secretly the worst people, and finally tells the story of getting robbed by the same hooker twice in one day. Plus: his Armenian dad throwing him across the room, the homemade wrestling belts he and his brother fought over, and why Christina's sons will never go to a sleepover.

Then M Night Shyamalan is back on his new YouTube channel, this time doing an "ask me anything" with college students at a wing shop. Christina and Sam pause it every 30 seconds for the press-junket setup nobody needed, M Night shaking a server's hand while she's running food, him rephrasing the kid's question, and "just be yourself" advice when what the kid really needs to know is who funds your movie. Along the way they rattle off their all-time favorite movies (Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Ghostbusters, Rushmore), try to get their kids to watch Charlie Brown after the Super Mario movie, and debate whether M Night is a reptilian.

Plus, Christina's Curations: a parrot putting on blush, five grown men in a meowing contest, date night at Dave & Buster's, taser boxing (Sam wants to be its Dana White), deep-fried prison burritos, a man whose family stages an intervention over his TikToks, and a Scottish lady's big day at the Doncaster races. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 884

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:50 - Opening Clip: I Have Diarrhea
00:05:53 - Let It Rip: Why Clean Comics Are The Real Assholes
00:17:45 - No Sleepovers, Park Creeps, & Furries At Disneyland
00:23:26 - M Night Shyamalan's YouTube
00:30:08 - M Night's Wing Shop AMA With College Students
00:44:33 - Is M Night A Reptilian? & Which Athletes To Date
00:51:47 - Christina's Curations: The Makeup Parrot & The Meowing Contest
00:58:51 - Taser Boxing & The 80s AIDS Scare
01:02:07 - Back To The TikToks
01:08:32 - Closing Song - "Big Tits Fart" by Jeremy Shockley

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