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Tundra FM: Six Sacks of Candy
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A porch light on, a bowl of candy by the door, and a little Packers helmet coming up the walk. Happy Halloween from Brick Lombardi! Two nights after the Packers' 27-19 win over Carolina, Brick turns down the lights with a spooky one from the After Dark vault, then celebrates six sacks with Sack Man Cometh while grandson Max shows up to trick-or-treat dressed as a Racing Sausage.
Then the world premiere of Six Sacks of Candy, a brand-new Halloween rap with a haunted organ about Thursday night: a defense that went door to door, Tucker Kraft's revenge touchdown, Matthew Golden's drop and catch, Christian Watson walking back in with a broken rib, and a last-play ball that floated like a haunted balloon.
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Six Sacks of Candy
[Intro]
(creaking door, thunder, organ sting)
Yeah... it's Halloween in Titletown...
Lock your doors, Carolina...
We goin' house to house...
[Verse 1]
Thursday night and the fog rolled off the bay,
Panthers came to Lambeau dressed up for the holiday,
But the porch light's green and the candy's gold,
And the tundra gets hungry when the nights get cold.
Wyatt at the door like, "trick or treat,"
Took the quarterback's lunch and his shoes and his seat,
Cox Jr. in the backfield, haunting every snap,
Hopper tipped it to himself, now that's a magic trap!
[Hook]
Six sacks of candy! (Six!)
Bag gettin' heavy! (Heavy!)
Knock knock, Bryce, we already in the house!
Six sacks of candy! (Six!)
Green and gold ghouls,
Lambeau after dark, we make the rules!
[Verse 2]
Kraft came back to the scene of the crime,
Same team that hurt him, now he scoring this time,
Josh hit ten thousand, ain't no costume, that's real,
Golden dropped the first one, next play sealed the deal.
Watson broke a rib, had to go see the doc,
Came back before the third quarter ran off the clock,
Like a ghost in the hallway, you thought he was gone,
Turned around, there he was, with his helmet still on!
[Hook]
Six sacks of candy! (Six!)
Bag gettin' heavy! (Heavy!)
Knock knock, Bryce, we already in the house!
Six sacks of candy! (Six!)
Green and gold ghouls,
Lambeau after dark, we make the rules!
[Bridge]
(organ breakdown, whispered)
Last play... the ball goes up...
Comes back down... goes up...
One more time, floatin' like a haunted balloon...
Cox Jr. falls on it... and the night is through...
(evil laugh)
[Verse 3]
Ten days off, then New England's next,
Pass the bag around, Pack, we earned the rest,
Kids in Love jerseys running up the street,
Every porch in Wisconsin got a Packers treat!
[Final Hook]
(full gang vocals)
SIX SACKS OF CANDY! (Six!)
Bag gettin' heavy! (Heavy!)
Knock knock, Bryce, we already in the house!
SIX SACKS OF CANDY! (Six!)
Green and gold ghouls,
Lambeau after dark, we make the rules!
[Outro]
(organ fades, thunder)
Happy Halloween, Green Bay...
Go Pack Go...
(door slams)
[end]