Episode Details

We ring Boston Celtics security to report the theft of the Aussie shoey. Plus Donny finds out a Cowboys star has followed him for ages (he never followed back), and a murderer takes on the prison system over Vegemite.

In this episode:

1. The Boston Celtics are selling a "sneaker cup" to drink beer out of, so we ring security at their stadium to report the theft of the Aussie shoey. Security has no idea what a shoey is and tells us to email customer service, so we explain that email doesn't work in Australia.

2. Newsreader Beth reckons everyone is only here for her, we find out the Boston Celtics are selling beer out of plastic shoes (so we decide to give them a call), and we catch up on the new season of Big Brother.

3. Scrolling his Instagram followers on a day bed in Thailand, Donny realises a Cowboys star with 15 tries this year follows him, but he never followed back. How does he fix it without the bloke noticing?

4. A convicted murderer argues that banning Vegemite in prison breaches his human rights. We have a theory on why he really wants it.

5. Two new speed cameras in Tacoma, Washington caught 400,000 speeders in a month, so the city is only fining 100 drivers a day, picked at random.

6. Three Things we hope Townsville City Council talks about: Operation Wine and Dine for the visiting Kangaroos, blocking out the 5pm sun, and a big thing for Townsville.

7. The Blame Game: Adam's mate keeps getting cut off in his apartment car park, so he got revenge by honking at the bloke in the drive-through. Who's more unreasonable?

Originally broadcast on Star 106.3 Townsville. Owned and operated by ARN.

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