Episode Details

EXT. NIGHTCLUB / ALLEYWAY - NIGHT

A booming beat drops. SUNNI BLU (played by TRACY MORGAN) holds the mic mid-cypher outside the back entrance.

SUNNI BLU

Other witches stay in the chat,

But me, I’m different.

This is the world I been living in:

I’m in the club right now,

Camouflage pants and Illuminati fitted.

Ain’t no wigs getting snatched,

We in the back right now.

It’s a movie,

In the second act right now.

I ain’t gotta think back right now,

Matter of fact right now,

Roll a fattie right now,

Get smacked right now, if you want, but

Ain’t no wigs getting snatched right now.

Other witches stay in the chat,

But me, I’m different.

Matter of fact;

I just wrote a rap right now!

This is the world I been living in.

OK;

Three times,

Three times:

Mitch McConnell throwing up the peace sign.

Now I got three times on me,

Got a one-track diamond mind though,

Shawty outside though,

Vibes all the time though—

NATALIE NUNN

Blu, shut up.

SUNNI BLU

What?

I don’t unc ninja,

I am just a unc witcha.

I been on some unc shit,

Prolly roll a blunt ish,

I be on some Bundt shit,

That is no assumption.

Peepin' on corruption

On a brunch and luncheon.

Y’all been in the lunchroom,

I been eating munch, dude.

What?

NATALIE NUNN

Blu, shut up!

ANDY SAMBERG IMPRESSION OF LORNE MICHAELS

(deadpan cadence)

Anything can happen at brunch!

Doooo!

SUNNI BLU

More camouflage,

Got a mister in a smock;

More camouflage,

Star Trek, call me Spock.

More camouflage,

Park the car, I spin the block.

Turn the cameras off,

Bend it over,

Gonna fuck.

I be fly like a bird,

I flock 'em.

Skrilla, I’m awesome.

Talk show,

Like I’m Emmy Rossum.

Plot twist,

Sike, nah,

I got options.

I just went shopping,

’Bout to take a bunch of rocks… 

–to the Plaza!

’Cause I’m on my God shit.

I ain’t no house,

I’m progressive experiment.

I just bought a house in Malibu,

Oh.

I’m ’bout to buy me a Barbie

And find me a hobby,

End up in the lobby just flaunting.

Uh,

Every house I go is haunted.

I’m ghost,

Probably French 'cause I’m toasted, yeah.

French, I’m Montana,

Not Hannah,

But been on my Peloton,

Yeah.

That is a deep cut.

I do some deep glottal,

That’s not a secret.

I am a seeker,

Avid

Reader.

I am

Leader

Of the free world.

Once you see me,

You won’t need her.

Ahahahaha!

I got chin-checked,

I am Natalie Nunn.

Write me a check

And then go for a run.

Smoke me a Brunson,

Bake me a bundt

Cake.

She mad at me 'cause her butt

Fake.

I got up midnight on

Mon-

Day,

I’m

On

One.

You mad,

Huh?

I’m Kanye!

Let me be Frank Ocean,

I got blonder.

Go on a walk to the Whole Foods,

Picking up some water.

I been on Wall Street,

You cannot stop me.

I own a Walmart;

I run the country.

President Trump wanna hug me

’Cause I got junk in the trunkee,

And money in the trust, eh?

Chunky-Monkey, Monkey Bread: EE!

See me on hump day;

Since you want to,

Humpty-Dumpty.

I been on some luck-wish,

Call me Sukihana.

You know what I want:

Peanut

Butter.

Ahaha!

I am a Lost Cause,

Licking on your bal-wals.

Hakuna Matata

Like I am a warthog.

I don’t need a bottle,

But I want a bag though.

I been on some gay bliss,

But I’m not a fag though.