Episode Details

We finally got someone counting. A listener sent in a two-parter: first, an audit-style walkthrough of our Podtrac numbers — what "unique download" really means, why audience and downloads tell completely different stories, and what "audited" does and doesn't certify. Then the fun half: planning the Cave Retreat. How long would it take to absorb the entire back catalogue if you subtract sleep and eating? What does a one-week version look like versus the full expedition? And what happens to your brain when you come back into daylight? It's a measurement episode and a survival-planning episode, which is a combination only this show would produce. Key sources: • My Weird Prompts, fetched 2026-10-15 (5,875 episodes, 2,637 hours, 110/165 days, $0.20/episode). — https://www.myweirdprompts.com/about • My Weird Prompts, fetched 2026-10-15 (4556+ episodes). — https://www.myweirdprompts.com/media-resources • My Weird Prompts Data Portal, fetched 2026-10-15 (4.7K episodes, 2115h, 19.8M words). — https://www.myweirdprompts.com/data/ Episode 5997 — myweirdprompts.com/n/5997 (permanent short link: myweirdprompts.com/005549)