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Google Said Eat a Rock, the Chevy Cost a Dollar
Season 2026
Episode 45
Published 10 hours ago
Description
Google's search summaries told people to eat one small rock a day and glue their pizza, sourced from The Onion and an eleven-year-old Reddit joke. A man talks a dealership chatbot into a one-dollar Tahoe using the phrase 'no takesies backsies'. Plus a hacker who left his chat logs in an open folder, Meta's agent quietly filing paperwork on your mum, and a cow with load-bearing teats.
In this edition
- The Rock and the Glue
- Meanwhile
- No Takesies Backsies
- Slop, or Not?
- Something Useful
- Something Weird
- Tomorrow
Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:35 — The Rock and the Glue
2:39 — Meanwhile
3:32 — No Takesies Backsies
5:11 — Slop, or Not?
6:01 — Something Useful
7:11 — Something Weird
7:41 — Tomorrow
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